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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Variable merry Sperry-wearing men married scary and hairy Gary and Larry.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. The test results are in and you failed. You did not get your grandmother pregnant.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Kiefer Sutherland’s mother smothered her lover undercover, but her other brother was uncovered.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. It’s the little things that make life worth it. Like toe jam and half-digested peanuts.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. Don’t sweat the small stuff, my mother would say. Don’t let your overgrown anus distract you from the beauty of life God provides us.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. I never expected our sexual escapades to end as a result of an argument over the legitimacy of Clifford the Big Red Dog.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. A chiseled chin and a greased up watermelon made for quite the ride into the sunset.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. I guess by now you can take a hunch and find that I am Jan Brady eating brunch.

    By Bigolbagobags,
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  9. Well my name is Rappin' Gandalf and I'm here to say better turn around broseph you shall not pass this way.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Will the owner of 200 white guys with beards and glasses please report to the information desk.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. The woodshop foreman told me my crown moldings had too many mill marks, but I didn't undersand anything he was talking about

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. For Pac-Man, the question is "dot or not?"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Quod sit novum, canis calidus?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. This old man, he played Obi Wan, he played Obi Wan in a trilogy that's dumb

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Alone in my thoughts and alone at a urinal. This day couldn’t get any worse.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. This business is different from other businesses. How, you ask? We don’t run a tight ship, ya hear? We run...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Flappy lips caress fingers in the land of the forbidden fruity pebbles.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. That’s it. I’m done. I quit. Forget about it. I will only eat at...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. You can walk the plank or suck the frank, but you must do so with a smile.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Can I get a slice of that apple pie?

    By spookyUser,
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  21. Failure is not an option and neither is avocado unless you want to pay extra.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. Little known fact: Dr.Pepper is a Gynecologist.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. Much like my groin after I manscape, this show gets pretty nuts.

    By Treop,
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  24. Lock Willy Up! Lock Willy Up!

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  25. Plopperty Value's down the drain since Doherty's pals used the porcelain

    By KrangkaDelic,
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