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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I gotta tell you I’m really digging these new 2017 holes, they’re way better than last years.

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. As red as my hemorrhoid flare up, is how I tell the waiter how I like my steak cooked. If you have to inquire further, maybe waiting isn't your game

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. Help I’m being held in captivity and forced to write catchphrases, please send help to dungeon c/o Earwolf Studios located at...

    By Justa Punn,
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  4. I had two names for you...

    By Justa Punn,
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  5. Render unto Caesar with one hand, render unto God with the other, see which fills up faster.

    By UniversalLove,
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  6. Brown liquor before bed, purple head. Clear liquor of an evening, your whole family will die in a car accident on their way to visit your mother

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. Tread lightly heavy foot Jim

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. My friend's girlfriend yelled out Gordon Sumner's name during sex. That's gotta Sting.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. I kissed her the bourbon slow sip off her bottom lip. Is how I’d talk tang with Mantzoukas after a few horns of ale

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. It was nice of The Rolling Stones to let that cow walk around the studio when they recorded Honky Tonk Women, but they should have done another take

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. My father cast a pretty big shadow, which explains why he's no longer a casting director.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. Girl, are you La La Land? Because I never want to see you again.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Drake on cake in an Irish wake, The Band on demand in South Sudan, Adele on her cell in the ninth layer of hell, chillin'.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  14. Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we cut out donuts and cheese.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  15. My first job was working at Penthouse magazine. I was slingin ten cent tang tug-tent to get gents spent for rent.

    By Justa Punn,
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  16. We’ve got sex acupuncturist Dr. Richard Chinch, the world’s smallest Santa St. Nucleus, and 80’s glam rocker Gary Nebulon all not on today’s…

    By Justa Punn,
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  17. I’m going to cape cod this summer. I mean if nobody capes those cod, their comic con is going to be pretty boring.

    By Justa Punn,
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  18. “excellence is in the price of the trick” – Harry Houdini & Harry Hoedini

    By Justa Punn,
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  19. I'd rather be stripped to the waist than dissed and disgraced.

    By philosoraptor21,
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  20. After the party, it's the after party and after the party it's the after party and after the party I have no mouth but I must scream

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  21. Wu tang dudes in new brand shoes ran thru damn rude gangs rooms then thru ten cool mens pools in blue mens groups tan suits when two bangs move fans

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Home of the World Famous haven’t heard back from Lapkus about coffee, broposing to hang with Mantzoukas instead catchphrase replacement, replacement

    By Justa Punn,
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  23. Vomitoxin 4 life!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Not for the feint of heart, was the hot muggy heinous fart, some smart bloody anus art, and now for the shameless part.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  25. 18 views by midday, sgonna get 18 views by midday

    By KrangkaDelic,
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