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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Reminder: the Paul F. Tompkins enamel pin is available in the Earwolf store! He looks great in his Sunday best, he’ll look great on your Sunday vest™

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. From brow to brim and tip to taint, it’s the encyclopedic compendium of all things Bang Bang. This is good improv, uh, comedy.

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  3. New CBB charity ‘food for thought’ to help starving writers in third world countries fight poetry. Please give today.

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  4. Up your flying buttress and around the coronary heart disease growing near the aortic valve inside your left ventricle.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  5. Idle hands may be the devil’s playthings, but my right hand is nobody’s toy but mine #blisterinthesun #virginiacinco #getagrip

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. And verily, the Prince of Lies did infiltrate the land of the Mantzouka, and he was called Fourvelzebub, and he did stabbily smite dead the Recently R

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. We intended to pave the road to hell, but you know what they say about the plans of mice and men. Plus, mice tend to die in that kind of heat.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. In our spare times we battle hair crimes, barter bootleg dog beware signs, and shoot some cute dead frog and bear vines, these two look like they're..

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  9. This? This means nothing. You and I? We can never be together. Don't look at me like that. Here, take this so you won't forget. Yep, it also has...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  10. Let's beat feet to Fleet Street for that famous meat treat!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  11. People who throw stones should make carefully considered real estate choices.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. Why weren’t Christopher Plummer and Richard Drainpipe cast as the Mario Brothers? Those were the two best actor name puns for this joke in any genre.

    By Justa Punn,
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  13. She was cut from a cloth somewhere between leather and lace, the whiskey-eyed blonde whose kisses stuck to your teeth like burnt sugar #’fume 'mercial

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  14. How come they say ‘go stick your head up your ass’, and don’t say ‘put your headquarters in your hindquarters and make a dollar?’

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  15. The burn of her perfume was familiar to his eyes, not that it smelled bad, she was just extrasensory. I’m Matthew McConaughey.

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  16. Just got a new car, it’s a Lewis from England and a stick shift. So if you wanna grab coffee I’ll pick you up in a manual Lewis.

    By Justa Punn,
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  17. CBB: Promising more uncomfortable metaphors than an incestuous romantic comedy penned by Charlie Kaufman and directed by Jerry Seinfeld

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  18. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your neighbor's Schnauzer away from your lawn gnomes.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. Where there's a will there's a clearly delineated plan for asset distribution.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. Scott Aukerman is like Oklahoma cocaine - stepped on by everyone and enjoyed by no one

    By dog_in_space,
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  21. folks: I'm here all weekend. OH NO.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. I just flew in on United and boy are my arms broken.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. I knew this guy from Nantucket whose penis was so remarkably large in proportion to his torso length that he could fellate himself.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Spoonerize her? I knarely blow her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Speaking a mouthful of diamonds in a podcast catchphrase is equal to a bag of sand in real life – Friedrich Nietzsche, 1879

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