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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Yo Yo Ma's so fat he looks like he playing the ukulele.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Please resume submitting your résumé. I wouldn't assume you'd do it as you may. Word play? No way!

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. The soy boy decoy was employed to destroy Roy. Ahoy, hoi polloi your golden boy's not the Real McCoy.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Have you seen my nether regions? They're just back from Holland.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Hubble Telescope? If it looks at my sister one more time it'll be the Hobbled Telescope. Am I Right Fellas?

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Joshua Tree was a stone cold classic, this pickle is a stone cold Vlassic, and that robe is a stone cold cassock!

    By webslinga,
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  7. Walk it like I talk it, but by walk I mean roll and by talk I mean scream and by it I mean shit and by shit I mean dookie, so roll up a doobie, Cheech

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Snitches get stitches, but Sneetches get steeches

    By Lux,
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  9. Would you prefer a John Wilkes Booth or John Wilkes Table? If you just want some cocktails we have room at our John Wilkes Bar. We have half off shots

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  10. shakira's posterior made blatter splatter

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Toupee or not toupee, it's not for Questlove!

    By HughDeFrance,
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  12. Now when calculating for Pi be sure to account for radius, height and of course dietary restrictictions

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. untrue blue: you filthy cheating bitch.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. I got kicked off the elliptical for too much high-pitched talk about my Hot Pockets, I won't make that gym gaffe again.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. Destitute Bosstones wander the streets. Oh, how the mighty mighty have fallen.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. Sorry we can't help with your turtle monsters, but we'll take a look at that sink for ya. We're Frank and Dan, The Acceptable Mario Brothers.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. The cheese stands alone against the insidious red menace.

    By TulipPoopler,
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  18. convert centrally controlled currency to calories? you culpable in all crimes, compadre.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Optimus Rhymes was gunned down today in what police are calling a terrible Broadway musical.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. “Thanks for nothing”, I said to the shopkeeper at the nothing store

    By ThirdBorracho,
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  21. Home is where your heart is, but then again I live inside someone’s chest

    By ThirdBorracho,
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  22. It’s only awkward when it won’t actually fit inside because it’s too small.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Thursday morning is here. Now where the heck is Paul Scheer?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. Gimme the beat boys and free my soul. I wanna get lost in your cock’s grey rolls.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. “Give me livered brie, or give me death,” Shakespeare once said when his grilled cheese arrived late to the party.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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