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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In a hot desert where sand is sugar, tornadoes make cotton candy.

    By scotty'sbabyboy,
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  2. Eight bakers battle it out to see whose taint truly is the sweetest, today on Ooey Gooey.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 317 views

  3. Pallbearer? Now that's a dead lift!

    By JohnjaminBonson,
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  4. Pallbearer? I hardly even know her!

    By JohnjaminBonson,
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  5. I like my oatmeal like I like my tushy - eaten with a spoon, luke warm, and mushy.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. Thanks to the miracle of modern modems this totem scrotum is all she wrote, Mmm.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  7. Tight five? How about I give you a fight tithe: Take 10% of my earnings and put it on the next boxing match. Now let me get on stage for twelve...

    By pobody'sperfect,
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  8. You wanna take this to the bone zone? It’s this cemetery I use for dates and grave-robbing. Who says men can’t multitask?

    By pobody'sperfect,
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  9. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch my independence and self-esteem return when you leave.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 379 views

  10. Luckily Frodo Smelledron before he Sauron.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. The negative media never talks about the Texas Chainsaw Food Drive For The Poor.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Sorry so late, Mr. Miyagi. Woke up this morning and my sheets were soggy. Momma says I’m becoming a Karate Man.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Pac-Man was in pretty decent shape.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Why did the chicken cross the road? Beaks me.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  15. Just the tip? Baby, I'm all tip.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  16. It's not easy being green, this turnicate around my leg is painful.

    By Frenchfries,
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  17. Yea, I dream of Jeannie alright, and those nocturnal emissions are no joke.

    By Frenchfries,
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  18. Triple double with a classic single and another two triple doubles along with four regular singles with two more quadruple double one-two-threes...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. The row where we gawk through interesting peepholes.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Wicked Weiner, breh. I’m be more than happy to scare that chode.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. i'll take those miles to go, please

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Neon Deion peed on Aeon Flux's tux's plush fit Muppet ski thong.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  23. Red is the color. Red is the grace. Red is the brother. Wearing red asshole lace.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 351 views

  24. ‘My Slinky Saved My Sugar Glider’s Life’, now on DVD and Blu Ray.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 440 views

  25. Jam it up your pooper, ya Goof Trooper!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 535 views
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