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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Take a ride on the macaroni pony while we whip up some sexy snacks.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 418 views

  2. Haven't you ever seen TV?! Anything's possible!

    By happyfacefuntime,
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    • 480 views

  3. I hired a P.I. to spy on my peeping Tom. My private eye confronted ole' private eyes and turns out my voyeur was a lawyer

    By JohnjaminBonson,
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    • 279 views

  4. Comedy=Bang+Bang

    By happyfacefuntime,
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  5. My thumb stinks!

    By scrotor,   
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  6. The only thing to fear is fear itself. And automatic weapons. And nuclear war. And global warming. Oh man I'm fucking scared. Please hold me.

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Four score and 7 years ago was the last time anyone used "score" as a measure of time

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. Business in front, party in the back. Relaxing weekend at home on the sides.

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. red sky in the morning, sailor take warning - red sky at night, sailor should fright - red sky never, sailor be scared also...sailing is scary

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  10. I've heard of a tongue twister, but a dung blister? That's what I get for taking crap off my dumb sister.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  11. I think therefore I'm not completely useless.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  12. 'Perception is nine-tenths of the lobster sauce,' quoth the mobster boss.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  13. Give me one good reason why I should never make a change. I'd roofie you. Ooh! I'd roofie you.

    By happyfacefuntime,
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  14. Why do you like him? He's always bringing that bitch to frisbee golf fridays. I CANT PUTT WHEN SHE BARKS, DARYL.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  15. It's no meatloaf if dad ain't drunk.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  16. You can't spell pajamas without a J, so I'm off to train in the driveway!

    By Sammyfein,
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  17. Put down the Twinkie and rub this fingy. I make the cream myself.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Green onion bunions, please. My grandmother just passed.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. With all this crazy news, I’d say it’s about time for my annual penetration spa with my dudes.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 287 views

  20. I don't wanna step on anyone's toes, but if that's your fetish and you've got the cash, then I've got the perfect pair of cleats.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. When I became a man I put away my childish things but when I became a werewolf I destroyed my entire apartment, so now I’m just like “whatever”

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 390 views

  22. I’ve never seen his standup routine but I love his tight five.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. You can pick your nose, you can pick your dick, but unless you're one of the lucky few, you can't pick your nose's dick.

    By ICMexican,
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  24. I shall scoff if thou cough whilst quaffing upon my coffer. Now get off!

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  25. The lady doth dick test too much, methinks. But she is a penis doctor.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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    • 377 views
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