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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Shame me once, shame on you. Shame me twice... That's a shame!!!

    By TrevorBrowneTboneTdawgTman,
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  2. When you're sliding into first, but your really in a hearse, you're a dead-guy. Cha cha cha.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 504 views

  3. I am the Rolex, I speak for your wrist. I speak for your wrist, for your wrist has no tongue. And I'm telling you sir, that you're stepping in dung.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  4. Seeing is believing, and believe it or not, I can't see a thing. I was born blind, if you can believe it.

    By dhxlive,
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    • 381 views

  5. nong story short: hey man

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 383 views

  6. Don't sing "Venus in Furs" when you mean "Venus Implies"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Ready or not, here I comedy.

    By Mans_laughter,
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  8. Batman's parents were killed in Crime Alley, but ironically his kids were conceived in Kirstie Alley

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 1 reply
    • 365 views

  9. welcome, cell-chum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 325 views

  10. I'm only watching this reboot in hopes of seeing MacGyver finally pull his knife on someone

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 366 views

  11. God dammnit! Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp again? I swear you people are all savages!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 372 views

  12. Christian Slater? I barely Christian knew her! By which I mean I bearly knew her in the Biblical sense. By which I mean we screwed on a bear skin rug.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 333 views

  13. Don't worry, that's not a used condom on the floor! My penis sheds its skin every couple of months

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 328 views

  14. Here's a handy tip for making coffee AND cleaning your underwear at the same time

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 296 views

  15. Buster Posey?! I hardly know her posey.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 327 views

  16. Hammer?! I hardly sow her!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 293 views

  17. Hammer? I barely nail her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 290 views

  18. The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down, of the big lake they call gitchee gitchee gitchee goo peekaboo I see you, tiny human!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 263 views

  19. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks—but you can’t teach a dead dog ANY tricks. So please stop teaching that dog how to swallow a sword.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 348 views

  20. the alt right be like putting the imp in impotent rage, mon

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. I became lucid in a dream, but I got bored, so I went to bed

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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    • 311 views

  22. You had me at mandatory handjobs.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 380 views

  23. Nowhere Man, please listen. Can you hear Ringo pissing? It's like a horse.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 379 views

  24. It's not that I don't appreciate you building me an android butler, I just wish it didn't constantly refer to itself as "Jizzbot 4000".

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 385 views

  25. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show that's one hundred percent catchphrases!

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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