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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Funnier than kiss kiss, more singing than chiddy chiddy.

    By GeneralPattonOswaldCoblepot,
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  2. Listen here you laser guzzling xenomorph, if I want to make a spaceship out of hickory that's my prerogative!

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  3. Six eight nine, the goose drank too much beer and eventually got a severe liver disease

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  4. Celtic pump. Gamma, mist? More like fetid sedation. Rewraps hartshorn. Felt harshly with natural-born papa custard.

    By slimsalad,
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  5. Entry faucet. Toblerone tolerance, fiddle me. Can't suffice what ya can't see.

    By slimsalad,
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  6. The oldest trick in the book is probably when Ugg gave two Mastodon pelts to Muk-Gluk for a handjob

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. it's time to stop making weapons of mass destruction and focus our energies on methods of trash reduction.

    By the ostrich,
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  8. Vulture Club do not really wanna hurt me, they really want to wait until I've died

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Generation XOXO are real slackers when it comes to hugs and kisses

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. "TURN DOWN THE VOLUME!!!" she screamed, as blood dripped from their ears. Indeed, it was sound advice!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Now that you've explained your feelings, it makes more sense. I just didn't understand how my lecherous behavior would be "off pudding".

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. yellow stain, jello vein, mellow pain, gepetto mane, chello, rain - cinematic homelessness be insane

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Are you a man or a louse

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. That cardiac surgeon really tugged at my heartstrings

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. You parents own a go-cart track. What do you have to complain about, Gregg?!

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  16. That's not a knife. THIS is a knife. Oops, no, sorry, this isn't a knife either. It's a spatula. We have a lot of things in common, what with the not

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  17. To the man with only a hammer, everything begins to look like a nail. To the man with only a putty knife, everything begins to look silly.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  18. Ooooh baby....If you don't leggo of my eggo soon you're going to choke-o on my yolk-o.

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. The new waffle iron lung makes late-stage emphysema delicious

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. cbb catchphrases filled my sons head with delusions of grandeur

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. Ok computer, show me Thom Yorke's buttcrack.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. The one thing I miss about New York is that straight heat street meat making mean streaks on my linen sheets.

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  23. Little Leland Lillard loves a lily-livered lizard.

    By popandsicle,
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  24. Being a plant manager has got to be difficult when the plants can’t respond to your commands, unless you speak plant, like Robert, so...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. What you don’t realize about this catchphrase is that, on paper, every word is horribly misspelled.

    By ratingsjedi,
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