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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Now you see, Little Timmy, this is how I remember it: When there's a queue in your gut, that means it's time to poo out your butt.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  2. Every kiss begins with, "Klaus, I think he needs CPR!"

    By Cold Bush,
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  3. If you remember Sergeant Slaughter and you look like Harry Potter, come teeter totter by the water with the cobblers naughty daughter.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. I can moonwalk in my tube socks and I can douggy in my snuggy. I can beat box chewing moonrocks. Kiss me hug me. Lick me tug me.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. 'Twas the night before Christmas; When all through the house; Not a creature was stirring; Not even the baker. THESE BROWNIES ARE CLUMPY, JACQUES.

    By ThisGuyBehindMe,
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  6. Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the gum off the back seat.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. The only things I know are true are Alex Jones and Steve Bannon, too.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Technically, all chefs are panhandlers

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Chris Pratt could eat no fat (once he was cast in Guardians).

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  10. Girl, are you Gargamel? Because I'm about to smurf my smurfing smurf.

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  11. Ya'll know bitcoin is just brand name gold?

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  12. If you Seabiscuit, Saybiscuit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Wildfires are just God’s way of saying “I am a psychopathic pyromaniac!”.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. I hope these pay toilets take Shitcoin.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you fart

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. I eat my victims one leg at a time, just like everyone else

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Wow! I guess the Christmas stockings aren't the only things around here that are hung, eh grandpa?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. A good flan is hard to bind

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  19. I don’t know why she swallowed my fly; all she had to do was unzip it first.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  20. olaf, olaf you are a zany fool, olaf olaf you must learn our nordic societys golden rule: mixing the races is detrimental to the hidden reich

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. You take the good, you take the bad, you take my Kenny Loggins cassettes again and I will punch in the dick!

    By Rusty PepperCorns,
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  22. My grandmother taught me to always flick the beans before I fry them for a second time. It makes them oh so delicious.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Now is the perfect time to invest in L. Ron Blubber, the warmest material since Trojan Fire condoms.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. Here’s what you gotta do...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. He knows if you've been bad or good, so you might as well plead guilty and hope for a lighter sentence.

    By ThisGuyBehindMe,
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