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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It's a great time to be alive, but not a great time to be a live bee

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  2. When God closes a door and closes all the windows and chains you to the radiator, he gives you a bucket to shit in

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  3. One if by land, two if by sea, three if by blimp.

    By the sock you can't find,
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  4. The gored boar was bored of his cored cutting board on the store’s floor, so he poured and soared and discovered happiness galore.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. Don’t settle for just any no-name curtain lights, you deserve the best, you deserve Overture Curtain Lights. Now, on with the show!

    By RichieMillennium,
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  6. Time to turn this QWERTY keyboard into a squirty keyboard.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. If you can’t stand the human sacrifice, get out of the corn field.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Look like you fell out of the ugly stalk and hit every cob on the way down.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. This is a catchphrase read by an idiot, referencing corn, signifying nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. If life gives you Roe v. W, make Roe v. Wade

    By RichieMillennium,
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  11. To understand your pain look inside yourself. Seriously look at this Xray, you need to stop eating these razor blades.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. Fool me once, smoke some blunts. Fool me twice, shrimp fried rice.

    By Hannibal Nectarbro,
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  13. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. But by all means, smell evil. Take a whiff. Inhale. Breathe it all in. Smells like farts, don’t it?

    By ratingsjedi,
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  14. Uggh, I didn’t realize this party was gonna be such a sausage fest. Good thing my pocket’s always filled with knackwurst.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  15. The only thing worse than a mixologist is a re-mixologist.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  16. Quoi de neuf, hot dog? Quoi de neuf?

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 551 views

  17. Don't eat the Baby if it can't make the gravy.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  18. Take my wife, Take my whole life too, Cause I can't stop watching this DVD of Taken 2.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 366 views

  19. As both Billy Joel and Cathy would say, "Workin' too hard can give you a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."

    By ratingsjedi,
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  20. Anyone who isn't an Anarcho-Capitalist by the age of 20 has no brain. Anywho one isn't a Crypto-Lysenkoist by the age of 40 has no dick.

    By UniversalLove,
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  21. Fool me once, smoke some blunts. Fool me twice, and I'll smoke you.

    By UniversalLove,
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    • 551 views

  22. You can’t poo in a shoe if it’s not filled with goo

    By Sammyfein,
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  23. Bundle my undies and call me "Chafed"

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 464 views

  24. you will all pay terrible prices for coming here! my neice is SICK!!! and you whores line up like fucking taxmen to take yizar tithes!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Personally I prefer Will.I.Am Patrick Corgan's earlier work with Blacking Peamkins.

    By Shampoodler,
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