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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Would you help Jack on a horse? Would you help Jack Woltz move this horse head out of his bed"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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    • 465 views

  2. "Right sweet straight heat street meat causing late night sheet streaks"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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    • 301 views

  3. Thanks for calling Wok of Life. Tonight's special: buy one order of Money Pho Nothin', get a side of chicken fo' free.

    By DaytonRayTondre,
    • 1 reply
    • 150 views

  4. I don't care what Jesus would do, now wrestle!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 383 views

  5. Bury your dreams in the backyard (that's an analysis metaphor by the way)

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 438 views

  6. I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say it. Okay, here I am out on this limb. It. It it it. It it, it it it. It.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 346 views

  7. I hate to be a party pooper, but could you direct me to the commode?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 406 views

  8. Vamos a guano loco!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 504 views

  9. Yeah, but have you read Conductor Stevenson's book "The Fucking Awful Train Robbery"?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 433 views

  10. Do androids short out their electric sheep if they have wet dreams?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 361 views

  11. Sorry for kicking you in the family jewels but you have to admit your scrotum's a weird place to keep diamond encrusted heirlooms.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 386 views

  12. You say po-tay-to famine, I say po-tah-to famine

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 360 views

  13. When you're here, you're family! But once you're in the parking lot, it's acceptable to kiss with tongue.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 349 views

  14. "Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down, open up the shopping channel within the next 30 minutes to save on commemorative DMX plates"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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    • 429 views

  15. "Better buttered and slightly salted than slightly buttered and salting the wounds from your failed romantic adventures in popcorn saleswomen"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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    • 423 views

  16. "Are you going to Scarborough Fair? My neck, my back, my pussy and my crack"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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    • 353 views

  17. "They say absence makes a heart grow fonder, but according to my doctor this abscess is causing my endocarditis and now I don't know who to believe"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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    • 374 views

  18. "Maybe its the weather, buttheir music got depressing after changing the bad to Franki Valli and the Four Seasonal Affective Disorders"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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    • 379 views

  19. "Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam boom goes the dynamite"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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    • 331 views

  20. "If a picture paints a thousand words, then technically its called a novella"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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    • 310 views

  21. Milk is supposed to make bones grow but I've gone through 4 gallons and my dong is still teeny

    By RodneyWaberField,
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    • 408 views

  22. The super sleuth slipped into a voting booth and found a baby tooth in Babe Ruth's dry vermouth

    By RodneyWaberField,   
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    • 402 views

  23. Carrion my wayward son, carrion

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 488 views

  24. With great power cums comes great responsibility. With great Chinese food comes stale fortune cookie. Do you see?

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 617 views

  25. millenny bruce: for shame; for sooth!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 471 views
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