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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “What’s up, hotdog?” More like “Poop out, a log”

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  2. Happy Birthday, Brett! Feel free to get on mic at anytime!

    By Tyler (super cool accountant),
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    • 358 views

  3. A clear water fish is better than a dirty water dish

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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    • 271 views

  4. catchphrase

    By Allthedingdongday,
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    • 231 views

  5. Lone standing tuft, defy the foot.

    By Allthedingdongday,
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    • 218 views

  6. For a thick bliss missile, you've gotta dip your wick in that Swiss gristle!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 279 views

  7. A pickle & a mongoose walk into a bar, go up to the counter and ask the bartender for a drink, bartender stares at them with wide eyes, then clutches his chest and drops down dead. To see a pickle & a mongoose walk & talk were too much for his ol' ticker.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 323 views

  8. The greatest time of my life was when ...

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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    • 227 views

  9. What a meal, Shaquille O'Neal!

    By the sock you can't find,
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  10. Swiss miss, rocket piss, Shyamalan movie without a twist.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 292 views

  11. Look out, a loud, powerful bout of foul, growling vowels is showering down sourly from the Dour Tower hourly!

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 311 views

  12. Captain adorable and his chipper young side kick sucky, back at it again! Bustin’ nuts all over this great land.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 282 views

  13. The main vein in Spain falls mainly on a choochie

    By Allthedingdongday,
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    • 214 views

  14. Welcome Welcome Welcome, This a show, here we are, here we go. Welcome Welcome Welcome, I'll break your leg if you try to go.

    By Dr ButtCheeks,
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    • 135 views

  15. A fickle pickle plays a fiddle for his jiggle so we can wiggle our pickles at co-eds for giggles

    By Dr ButtCheeks,
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    • 180 views

  16. Hello I'm Scott Aukerman, Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang Hello.

    By Dr ButtCheeks,
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    • 160 views

  17. The best part of waking up is Folgers in your butt

    By Jen-m-n,
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    • 257 views

  18. In a cast of thousands, at least one must have a good stockpile of Astatine, and it will be mine, so help me Carlin, it will be mine!

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 304 views

  19. I'm a this and a that as is each one of you, scissor my zits, don't they bleed chicken stew?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  20. I’m not a fellow who worries much, but the fuzz on my dingleberry pie has started to dread uncontrollably.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 301 views

  21. Sleep is just accepting that spiders are going to crawl on you.

    By jeffereyman,
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    • 204 views

  22. Shivers and quivers may float my boat, but five good anal clenches sustain me

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 266 views

  23. Sorry I party, sorry I rule, sorry Steve Harvey had sex in your pool

    By Composition1and2,
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    • 229 views

  24. Joe schmoes, excellent hoes, come on down to Saffron Sarah’s, where the pudding always hot, and the experience is even hotter!

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 308 views

  25. Growing up, everyone used to call me E.T., mainly due to my love for Reese's Pieces. However, looking back, it could have been my extra testicle.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 303 views
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