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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Buzz Aldrin prefers the orange flavor; as he always says, blue Tang ain't nothin' to fuck with.

    By stanky motel boxrot,
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  2. My name's Aaron Burr and I'm here to say/ That shooting folks in duels is just okay

    By Haircut Daddy,
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  3. I'm sorry Ol' Ghostpenis Bastardman, we feel there's just no place for you in the Wu-Tang.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. The soup is great as is, but I'm still gonna chunk it full of saltines like the chode that I am!

    By Haircut Daddy,
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  5. Gimme a break. Gimme a break. Break me off a piece of that cat.

    By DavidSmells,
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  6. My wife got me a new sex uniform last week.

    By DavidSmells,
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  7. He had gleaming blue eyes, a muscled chest and slicked back pubic hair.

    By DavidSmells,
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  8. The best is yet to come, if by best you mean sweet release, and by sweet release you mean I can finally leave this bad first date

    By scoofy,
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  9. Sir, this phlegm is in the shape of a tiny woman; I'm sorry to inform you, but your humor's a little broad.

    By stanky motel boxrot,
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  10. Can't hardly wait for Ethan Philan’s comeback.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  11. Embalm me, cremate me, just don’t let Steve Buscemi eat me.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  12. SLOW AND STEADY GETS ME READY BUT HARD AND FAST WILL MAKE ME BLAST!!!!

    By SKIP INTRO,   
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  13. Buff Studs Love Nuts But Get Chuffed For Rough Butt Stuff

    By Big Dill Pickle,
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  14. Party hardy at the Ed Hardy Party Hardy Party with Ed Hardy at Hardee’s.

    By Crimby,
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  15. My laptop battery is at 1% so I have to hurry before it shuts off. This catchphrase is too funny to stop and find the cord I don't want to forget what

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. Dip it, lick it, heck even flick it. But whatever you do, by god don’t snip it!

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  17. Babs dabbed and blabbed, "Yabba Dabba Doo!" while blastin' Abba in the cab to Kathmandu.

    By stanky motel boxrot,
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  18. Pee pee, Ka ka, Tee tee, Poo poo give me a tug and ill make Goo goo

    By the_selfsuck_sage,
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  19. I’m afraid Dr. Moreau that your unorthodox medical procedure gives me paws.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  20. When in home, do as the Homies do

    By Dum Cumster,
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  21. Turn on porn all morn until my forlorn unshorn man thorn hurls unborn firstborn airborne, it caroms off a antique tricorn I won in Dearborn, dripping slowly onto the popcorn and buckthorn my prize pronghorn, The Hourne Supremacy, eats out of an old worn--

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 335 views

  22. Never presume anything you twat, I could easily have been Mr Deadingstone.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  23. I didn't want to come in last so I started cummin fast

    By Burgerwaffle,
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  24. See that hottie, Scotty? If you slap her like Shatner, she'll sue you like Sulu.

    By A Nice Morning Blowjob,
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  25. Blanket statement: I couldn't be more comforter.

    By Thepaulgriffin,
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