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Bingo Boy

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  1. I don’t think that’s what your doctor meant when he said you needed more vegetables in your body.
  2. Sprinkle me with jimmies while I tinkle and I shimmy.
  3. It turns out Chippendale’s has nothing to do with the cartoon chipmunks. I really shouldn’t have brought my kids there.
  4. Bingo Boy

    One Crazy Summer (1986)

    One Crazy Summer and Better Off Dead are both really unique and funny movies.
  5. I don’t care if you did it all for the nookie, you’re not in charge of what I do with my thin mints.
  6. I’m not speaking from experience, but I’m pretty sure the peanut butter is supposed to go on your balls.
  7. The Song Remains The Same, because my Led Zeppelin record keeps skipping.
  8. Lentil soups give me gentle poops.
  9. It’s generallly genteel to be gentle with a gentile’s genitals.
  10. When I asked you about the Louisiana Purchase, I didn’t mean the hooker you paid for in New Orleans.
  11. Restraining order be damned, I’ll do what I please within a hundred feet of a Chuck E. Cheese.
  12. Show me your diction and let’s make some young adult friction.
  13. Raindrops keep fallin’ on my head, because I’m being subjected to Chinese water torture.
  14. Whether it’s yellow or brown, I go sitting down.
  15. His name may be Kotter, but he’s welcome back at surprisingly few places.