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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Able was I, ere I got tennis elba

    By the_muteKi,
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  2. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Then stop it, I'm using these breadcrumbs to find my way back home

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 364 views

  3. "Bang" is Korean for "room", so welcome to any Korean fans to the "Comedy Room Room"

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 389 views

  4. Superman, the caped crusader; Florida Man, the diddler on the roof

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 397 views

  5. As a guy who hates Beethoven's work, let me just say, puck the fur elise

    By the_muteKi,
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  6. Laughter is the best medicine, and clown school is much cheaper than medical school

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 318 views

  7. Time is money is power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Hey ladies, I've got lots of free time.

    By the_muteKi,
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  8. one in the chamber, two in the clip, but 3 in my butthole might make me quit

    By HectorPinon,
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  9. Guess who's back / back in town / it's the boys / the boys are back in town / the boys are back in town

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 375 views

  10. first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby, wait, no, a miscarriage

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 369 views

  11. (To be used on the upcoming CBB Holiday special episode) Eggnog, man

    By the_muteKi,
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  12. Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug, but usually you're just the guy driving the car

    By the_muteKi,
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  13. That's comedy like laughs and bang like your mother

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 329 views

  14. They're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than shooting up heroin in a back-alley somewhere

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 430 views

  15. Comedy Bang-Bang, It's Dinger-Licking Good

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 347 views

  16. The all-seeing eye is watching you masturbate

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 337 views

  17. Have I told you lately that I wanna fuck your brains out?

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 389 views

  18. I'm here to chew ass and kick bubble gum, and the gum's already stuck to my shoe

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 366 views

  19. No more Shampoodler, we demand the real Poodler!

    By The_Off-Mic_Laughter_Of_PFT,
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  20. Another day, another dollar. Starting to think I'm a victim of wage theft.

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 400 views

  21. I wouldn't belong to any hair club that would have me as a member

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 372 views

  22. I got a good deal on a mustard-colored supercomputer. It's a Cray Groupon

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 326 views

  23. I'm not down to clown but I am hip to quip!

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 327 views

  24. Rock out with your crockpot out!

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 342 views

  25. First beanie babies, now pokemon go, what's next a crippling economy, failing infrastructure and politicians in the pockets of billionaires?!

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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