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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fifty dollars for signed prints? How big of celebrities do you think you are?! Now, shut up and take my money...

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  2. Auld Lang Syne? ​​​​​​​More like "Old Wang, Sigh" am I right Ladies?!

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  3. I told my wife I wanted a Nutcracker for Christmas and so she did. She bought me a lovely Nutcracker. Not everything has to be a joke.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  4. Open cuts, mixed breed mutts, cross contamination. Wish I wasn’t such a klutz, prone to masturbation.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  5. Supersuit? I'll put my soup in her suit if you know what I mean. One clam chowder please.

    By PickleDaddy,
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  6. Can you explain the object that is slightly higher than eye level, my torrid mongrel friend?

    By Alimony Tony,
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  7. Until I get pecs like Rogan, cameras are still banned from the studio

    By mattyboytomtom,
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  8. Henry and Nancy, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-E-R

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Pete Holmes is like the Mary Sue of his own life

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. "Today's Special is the Fried Comedy Shrimp with the Bang Bang sauce."

    By CloakOfTheCloaca,
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  11. So thirsty I could drink an Arnold Palmer, so hungry I could eat like Dahmer

    By Pinoy.UhhDoy,
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  12. Vader? Hardly know her, I do

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Never ask how the creamed corn is made.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Bend over, touch your toes, then show us what it holds. A couple Toms? One Dick? Some Janes? You Bum. Your bottom’s been disgraced.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  15. Pie nipples. Why not? Why. Not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Craptown ladies sing this song, doo-doo, doo-doo / Craptown ladies pushin’ brown, all the doo doo day

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Welcome to the matrix, welcome to starship 990, welcome to the future, welcome to comedy bang bang, we're happy to serve you, welcome to comedy bang bang, welcome to comedy bang bang!

    By KOFAU,
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  18. A tisket, a tasket, dear lord there is an elf head in this basket

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  19. I had a body of work, now my bones are in retirement.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  20. I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. It might blow up if I run into Micheal Bay.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  21. My thoughts always run on three different tracks. Monorail Monorail Monorail.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  22. I made a snowman in my yard, but he made problems in my bedroom. Turns out he was a carrot top.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  23. I wish I had noticed the elf on my shelf, he made a GILF out of my MILF

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  24. I cooked a Christmas pig in my toilet. My family was not a fan of John Hamm.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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  25. Tompkins Square? Mustaches and Bow ties are in these days.

    By AdultContemporaryJizz,
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