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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Feed a cold, starve a fever, give a heart attack a healthy snack.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  2. Gross. I found a used band-aid in my cake! But we are at Big Bandage's annual wedding show, "Always a band-aid, whatever whatever... A bride!", so maybe its just a branding exercise?

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  3. We have to stop all this hatred and killing based on race, sex, & religion because the only thing that truly matters in a person is if they prefer early prog-era Genesis or the later pop star garbage years.

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. Congratulations Harold! You're eligible for our seniors discount and by that I mean that we will discount you as a human being because you're so fucking old.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  5. As a doctor in the North Pole, I do do a lot of elf-medicating. Sad to say, it is a lot of opioid scripts.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  6. Happy wife, duplicate that knife. Wife is bummed, you only got one (knife)

    By pepsi,
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  7. Liam Neeson’s next revenge? More like Brendan Gleeson’s Netflix binge!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  8. A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, but the bird in my hand hides 2 beneath it's bush.

    By FartsMcCool,
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  9. Snake Plissken's snakeskin kiss-pen cost a sixpence

    By London von Bunion,
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  10. Scotty laughs and Scotty cries, but Scotty don't like shoddy pies.

    By jicerswine,
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  11. If laughter is the best medicine, but AIDS is no laughing matter, then you dead.

    By Catfarts,
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  12. Is that a banana in your pocket because that's a weird place to put a banana

    By Blolf Witzer,
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  13. Here’s Johnny!

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  14. If at first you don’t succeed, you owe me two jars of mayo and a dog who smokes. You signed the contract!

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  15. You've found Alimony Tony, but what about Joseph Kony?

    By The Batting Gentleman,
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  16. Y'all know what'd happen if I yelled "Heeeey Buttcheeks!" across the parking lot? It'd start a war.

    By GinsuWife,
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  17. Last Wednesday, I was chemically castrated by character actor Mark Strong

    By Hair Catditioner,
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  18. I'm off the deep end, watch as I dive in, I'll never reach the ground. Crash through the surface, where they can't hurt us, we're far from the Shallow, Hal.

    By Sammyfein,
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  19. An Atlanta rapper and a wool sweater. What do they have in common? Well they are both very likely to be pilled up. Also they can both be found at Magic City.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  20. You've got another thing coming... And that thing is groceries. You ordered them online and guess what? They're on their way!

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  21. Get this Farm Goat Out of My Row Boat

    By Baron Waist Land,
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  22. Teach a man to fish. Teach a woman to fish. Equal opportunity.

    By Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.,
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    • 200 views

  23. Kick it, Jackie Chan. Now Bop It, Jackie Chan.

    By Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.,
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  24. Shot through the heart and you're too late. That's why doctors shouldn't take poop breaks.

    By Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.,
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  25. FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! That's when I learned my father had four other families.

    By Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.,
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