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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. this just in: Jennifer Aniston just joined the fashion police

    By yourpal,
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  2. welcome to Jane Austen, TX where people are weird and proud and prejudiced.

    By yourpal,
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  3. she's got a ticket to ride and she don't care!? i love it!

    By yourpal,
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  4. It's great to be here in Almont, North Dakota for the 68th annual Lutefisk and Lefse Supper

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. I don't care, I love it! I don't care, I have severe apathy, please help!

    By SaladJesseRapheal,
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  6. i'm sorry, but i'm an apology apologist

    By yourpal,
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  7. we wore short shorts so short when we stood people swore they could hear our cheeks squeak off the seats.

    By yourpal,
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  8. you won't believe these clickbait titles!

    By yourpal,
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  9. Oh my God, Becky! look at her, BUT don't stare at her because that would be rude.

    By yourpal,
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  10. the best part of wakin' up is goin' back to sleep!

    By yourpal,
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  11. if you love the pope so much, why don't you marry him?

    By yourpal,
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  12. it was the best of Time's 100 Most Influential People, it was the worst of Time's 100 Most Influential People

    By yourpal,
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  13. you never forget your first... name

    By yourpal,
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  14. If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs then congratulations you're Henry VIII

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Hickory Dickory Dock. Hickory Dickory Port of Call: New Orleans.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Where's the beef? What? It's where? INSIDE the cow? Holy shit, that cow ate all our beef?

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. I've never been an ass man. I mean what would your super powers even be? Flatulence of Justice? The action figures wouldn't sell. This meeting is over

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. If you're going to bang a gong please use protection. We don't need lots of baby bells running around this house son.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. I saw the sign and it opened up my third eye.

    By SaladJesseRapheal,
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  20. FYI: In ancient Greece catchphrases were illegal and used as currency in prisons. Hence the term 'I'll give you five bon mots for a handjob Onassis."

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Shaggy kept insisting “It wasn’t me”, and he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!

    By Laup T Fompkins,
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  22. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang I'm the second part.... wait, that's too familiar.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. I've got no tiny fruit today. You could say I'm "mini apple-less" but I wish you wouldn't cause it's a terrible fucking pun.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. I pooped in the White House and now here's whats happening in your neck of the woods.

    By SaladJesseRapheal,
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  25. Fade in. Smash Cut. High Five. Freeze Frame.

    By Rowdy I,
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