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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Oh, I see. You pee pole is wet with mildew & sweat, tasting of Babs & Midler Bette, just like a symphony of love

    By greazey_bob,
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  2. I got lots of options for haircuts on my Lhasa Apsan bear cub Mr Watson dread despair some as they crossed Wisconsin Square thugs as you was

    By greazey_bob,
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  3. Hey, hey, LBJ! How many El Blow Jobs did you give today?

    By Lamprey,
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  4. No way are these French bulldog pups framing ME for murder twice in the same week! Quick, hide my fingerprints in this pile of squeaky hamburgers.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  5. "The road to hell is paved with good intentions, so plan to do evil and rejoice in God's glory," says I, Scott Aukerman.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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  6. Doctor doctor, give me the news, I've gotta lifelong case of unexpected poos.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. I don't often frequent bordellos, but when I do I choose Dos Becky's.

    By CrocodileDungarees,
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  8. Everything I know about Andrew Lloyd Webber, I learned on Comedy Bang Bang!

    By BretonTillinghast,
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  9. There's no way slow and steady could have won that race. It must've been rigged!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. Congratulations to the person sitting in row 7 seat 3, you're going home with a bag of my hair!

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. Scotty 2 Hotty took a trip to the potty, took a look at his dook it was quite a lotty

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  12. Beware the Ides of March, I heard they have herpes. At the very least use protection, you can never be too careful.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. If you take the art out of earth it's just "eh." And if you take the art out of parties it's just "pies."

    By beezyharps,
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  14. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and that creepy old house on 11th Street, jeepers that place is scary!

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. In like a lion, out like a lamb. That's the Dr. Freeman guarantee or your next lobotomy is free.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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  16. Twas the night before Christmas & all through the house not a creature was stirring except for your parents wrapping presents because Santa isn't real

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. I have no self-control. Twas stole by an elf patrol. One night as I slept slash silently wept & felt my svelte but whole

    By greazey_bob,   
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  18. I ain't mad at you bro, I ain't pissed at you sis. But I am peeved at Steve, and randy about Mandy. Patinkin?

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. What do lawyers wear to court?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. This is your host scott auckerman and my first time getting anal was much like my first car. It wasnt exactly what i was expecting but brett gelmans p

    By GeoffGroth,   
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  21. And now it's time for "Q&A" with that space-time guy from Star Trek and Mona Vanderwaal from Pretty Little Liars

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Well, I can't say I'm surprised. Hey, I just did!

    By Lamprey,
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  23. The Friend Zone is for immediate loading and unloading of expectations of this relationship developing into a mutually consensually sexual one only.

    By Lamprey,
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  24. "What's good for the goose is good for the gander. So pay your child support, Dad," said Ryan Gosling with complete candor.

    By Lamprey,
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  25. Febreze the dog bed and hide the empties, the Senator is on his way!

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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