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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sometimes you just have to poop your pants and hope for the best!

    By QUIET-COOLIO,
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    • 805 views

  2. If I had a nickel every time I ordered pizza online, I could exchange that nickel for the cost of the pizza, thus never really making any nickels

    By KevinGubish,
    • 0 replies
    • 528 views

  3. You can give me grief and give me guff, but don't tell me how to raise my children

    By KevinGubish,
    • 0 replies
    • 541 views

  4. Why is it so hard to blow your nose in the Pocono's, nobody knows...

    By KevinGubish,
    • 0 replies
    • 591 views

  5. This'n here's for all the poon hounds, toon towns and water balloon clowns. Preach sister preach

    By greazey_bob,
    • 0 replies
    • 441 views

  6. Rose are red, violets are blue, I’ll die alone, you probably will too

    By BradDer,
    • 0 replies
    • 492 views

  7. If being a comic book nerd is cool, then call me the Fonz because my life story will be depicted by Henry Winkler

    By BradDer,
    • 0 replies
    • 398 views

  8. I stand before you all today a humble entrepreneur looking for the $200,000 I need to launch my denim condom business.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 490 views

  9. Merging with my sister company is the only way to achieve my long term goal of running an incest company

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 1 reply
    • 497 views

  10. Klingon to the past and only experience pain and despair, look forward to the present or morph into Todd Glass

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 425 views

  11. With musical guest THE BAHAAAAA MAN, okay man?

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 373 views

  12. Usurp my throne, I dare you Mr. Spielberg, usurp and let live I always say

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 502 views

  13. Starring in pornographic films is a great method of paying your way through preschool

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 372 views

  14. Don't hate the player—hate the James.

    By TuffyMcF,
    • 0 replies
    • 535 views

  15. You can't drink a 6-pack of Pepsi without opening a few cans of Pepsi.

    By TuffyMcF,
    • 0 replies
    • 449 views

  16. You know what Mike Jagger always says: "My name is MICK Jagger."

    By TuffyMcF,
    • 0 replies
    • 547 views

  17. Monosyllabic bi-rhythmic jurisdiction of the honorable judge judge

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 418 views

  18. Freud fraud DADDY

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 376 views

  19. Jalapenos with a J you moron

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 378 views

  20. We interrupt this broadcast, now back to our scheduled broadcast

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 423 views

  21. Perhaps the growth isn't as benign as we had first hoped

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 368 views

  22. I'm not saying it's IMMORAL to give names to your bowel movements, but it's definitely ILLEGAL.

    By mwn,   
    • 0 replies
    • 626 views

  23. Zeus, God of the sky, King of Mt. Olympus, ruler of the world, sits silently, nodding, judging your masturbating from afar

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 459 views

  24. The truth is, every time Flavor Flav said "yeaaaaah booooyyy" he was really saying "yes, boy, I am hurting inside, I would like a hug"

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 386 views

  25. If a tree fell in a forest, onto a deaf person and only a blind person was there to not witness it.. What wouldn't the mute say?

    By Bigsmak,
    • 0 replies
    • 499 views
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