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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Where there's a will, there's a weigh" said the attorney, checking to see if the last wishes of my father were indeed under the 5-pound limit

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. What up, what up?

    By Hot Dog,
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  3. Siri, does the International Space Station always smell like balls and farts?

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. I was living the life of Riley until I got charged with identity theft.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 407 views

  5. One may be the loneliest number, but one can never be truly lonely at midnight in a cornfield clearing with one's little buddies Isaac and Malachai.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Why aren't corn sandwiches "a thing"?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. While browsing the CornNut selection at the corner store, Gretchen realized that she had left the dog on and the stove out.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 414 views

  8. I scream, you scream, we all scream for death at the hands of Ammon-Gra, Harbinger of Armageddon

    By MattSwanson,
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    • 343 views

  9. Orders up! And your out order, but I'll allow it this time counsler.

    By Frenchfries,
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  10. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Town_%28TV_series%29

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Burning the homemade Kenny Rogers tattoo off my scrotum was the fourth bad decision I made that summer.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 490 views

  12. Please calm down and return to your seat Mr. L. Jackson, it was just a spring inside a fake can of peanuts.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 490 views

  13. Familiar phrase now acts as misdirect as you approach, unknowing, to Mirth.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 366 views

  14. I'm not fond of the term 'Anal Bleaching'. I much prefer the term 'Changing My Ringtone'.

    By Captain InSeano,
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  15. Milk, milk, lemonade

    By be easy on me,
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  16. If you love something, let it go. It'll never escape the labyrinth without your guidance.

    By MattSwanson,
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  17. I'm a cool dude. Do I have 'tude? Maybe. Am I a prude? I don't know. I've been lewd. Mood. Food. Rhyming.

    By MattSwanson,
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    • 410 views

  18. Revenge is a dish best served cold, but I really wanna try out this new crock pot!

    By WesHuett,
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  19. I really want to invest in your product but does it have to be called Brian Posehn's Dickjuice Elixir?

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. We all know the Santa Clause, but the Ms. Clause was just something about limited liability

    By WesHuett,
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  21. The McRib calls to me with the siren song of a thousand triglycerides

    By WesHuett,
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    • 535 views

  22. Nice, France: A city so nice, they named it Nice.

    By WesHuett,
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    • 561 views

  23. I've got two tickets to paradise, but only one of them is round trip. Murder planning is easy.

    By Y.K.K. Zipper,
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  24. Ent tu, Brutree?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 455 views

  25. I'm the one who knocks... up your mom! It's me, your dad!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 413 views
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