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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A diamond is forever. So is Val Kilmer's Batman.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. In space no one can hear you scream. In time someone might wonder where you are.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. Well if it isn't my old nemesis, the hot dog. I've been waiting years for this opportunity to ask you one simple question: What if God was one of us?

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. If you get too lazy, you'll be pushin' daisies. Act too crazy, the same outcome applies.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. The White Stripes and Black Flag have announced a merger and have a new singer, Macy Gray

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Sporks are the side-by-sides of the utensil world

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Invest in flannel! I'm not being plaid to say this.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. El Chapo, El Sticko, you both soothe my lipso.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Let's see... just scrolling through the Earwolf site on my phone for a catchphrase- and... Nope. None of them are dumb rhymes. On with the show.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  10. Today on Dinner Party, we're making onions in broccoli. That's it. Just onions inside broccoli.......... with cheese. Today. On Dinner Farty.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  11. Say "puppy nibbles" ten times fast......... It's a real tonguetitty. I MEAN titty-twister......... I'll come in again.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  12. With friends like these, who needs any knees.

    By ThomasVijayMascarenhas,   
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  13. Dough or doughnut there is no triglycerides.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Pan-cakes? Why aren't they called griddlebatterpatties?? (read as Seinfeld)

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  15. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm your host Lauren Lapkus. Today's show is a thanksgiving spectacular!

    By henrysoup,
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  16. By night he stole through the oppressive redwood forest. He was a ghost. A smuggler. A jelly bean.

    By henrysoup,
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  17. Your mom eats so much pizza, they call her Mamma Johns!

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  18. Sammy Hagar? I barely know har. Thanks to Scott Aukerman for that catchphrase submission. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm Scott Aukerman.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Hey, Jude...can you pass the butter, the salt, and those kitschy little knobby yellow plastic corn holders?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. For English, press one. Para Espanol, presione de dos. For cornshine, hop in my jalopy, sloppy—we goin' to the hoedown!!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. I, Colfax McLiverneck, am not nor have I ever been associated with the Nebraska Corn Council. Copyright 1722, The Nebraska Corn Council.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Me teets is a fires full up Bieber lustings? Hmm, I'll allow it.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. To creep, perchance to cream, ay, that's how you rub one out at Corn Fest 2015.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. This is a catchphrase told by an idiot, full of corn references, signifying nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. If we Nebraskans have offended, think of corn, and all is mended.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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