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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. That Reese sure does know how to butter a peanut! Ever since the days when Washingtons were first carved.

    By doucheydog,
    • 1 reply
    • 510 views

  2. Bagels are the one true bread; spread the word, and the cream cheese!

    By CanadianBangBang,
    • 0 replies
    • 435 views

  3. When is a little boy with a sore throat not a little boy? When he's a metaphor. Welcome to Comedy Bag Balm.

    By doucheydog,
    • 0 replies
    • 477 views

  4. No Woman No Cry? More like No Woman Yes Cry, Cry all night long, ammirite fellas???? Fellas?? Hello?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 509 views

  5. Your number 1 choice for today's music hits and yesterday's golden oldies and tomorrow's silver sizzlers, this is Comedy Bang-Bang

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 569 views

  6. Trimming Pubes and Rimming Dudes, No Time Ludes in this Economy

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 555 views

  7. I give you the secret to life ad infinitum. Up, Down, Up, Down ,Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, SELECT, START.

    By MARKNADO,
    • 0 replies
    • 535 views

  8. All joking aside that is not a burrito shape

    By fredsolo,
    • 0 replies
    • 457 views

  9. Lo there do I see my father. Put some damn pants on, Dad, Antonio Banderas is coming over

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 0 replies
    • 473 views

  10. The chicken was a baby the whole time, so few complained after an angry mob dragged Seth Green through the streets and stoned him to death

    By AaronPoehler,
    • 0 replies
    • 339 views

  11. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times--which I concede wasn't ideal for an elevator pitch, but those ropes won't hold forever.

    By AaronPoehler,
    • 0 replies
    • 378 views

  12. Taping feathers to your legs doesn't make you a swan of any color and I seriously doubt Mila Kunis wants to see the photos

    By AaronPoehler,
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    • 377 views

  13. N.Y. see, then N.Y. doo-doo

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 428 views

  14. The Imam who shot Liberty Vallance just bought my kids' softball team: Thanks Obama!

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 437 views

  15. You wouldn't like She-Hulk when she's crampy

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 531 views

  16. Underneath the apple tree, Liam Neeson bathes for thee.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 473 views

  17. Butt-squeezin' season exists for a reason; the reason be this: squeezin' butts is the shit!

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 450 views

  18. This ain't no ordinary glove.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 502 views

  19. Hi Im Scott Aukerman a senior comedian so I dont have to be funny I just have to guide these young comedians to the path of being funny, Im scott auke

    By sliney,
    • 0 replies
    • 308 views

  20. And THAT'S why you should never purchase tiger blood on the black market

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 464 views

  21. I guess we can stop calling them "Freedom fries" now

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 424 views

  22. When shark week meets hump day -- look out!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 335 views

  23. TV evangelists, amirite?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 392 views

  24. Does this doo rag make my ass look big?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 378 views

  25. With a name like Steve Guttenberg, you'd think he'd have at least one goddamned bible

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 350 views
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