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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red rocket on pupper means dog cum for supper.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  2. Well that’s another hooker dead...My mistake.

    By MoistTowlettes,
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  3. The war-weary mallard always warned the young hoplites to beware the minotaur at the center of all duck vagina.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  4. Smush smush, I have diarrhea.

    By MoistTowlettes,
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  5. Doctor. Doctor! Gimme the news. I got a bad case of repeating job professions

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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  6. Get behind me Satan, I need some action.

    By MoistTowlettes,
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  7. Wish I may, wish I might, that Microsoft Clippy was a man so I could suck his dick tonight

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  8. Michael, Michael, motorcycle, turn the key, set him free, release him from his agony

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  9. Excuse me. Do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, friend, practice. Practice reading maps. The city is basically a grid. Shouldn’t be this hard, kid.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  10. A hedge between keeps the friendship green, and if you’re keen come tug on my peen. 

    By Thelonious Gooch,
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  11. I got eye-fucked by Medusa, and I got real stoned

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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  12. Homeless beavers looking for shelter, and I don't give a dam!

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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  13. I look good while eating Budapest, guess I'm pretty Hungary.

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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  14. They always talk about how even a broken clock is right twice a day, but they always conveniently fail to mention that the same broken clock is wrong at least 3 times a day!

    By Olive_Duster,
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  15. Baby shoes for sale; never worn. My baby is fine, she just have hooves.

    By SegaShines,
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  16. Tighten your belt, Mr. Dingus.

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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  17. We're here! We're sheared! We're sheep!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  18. My butt doesn't work, it's unemployed! Get a job fat ass!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  19. If you find a stump, take a bump off the lump on the crumpet.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  20. A long long time ago in a Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  21. Be the change you have in your pocket, basically useless..

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  22. Are you a Chex MexiCAN, or a Chex Mexican't?

    By Yummy Nummy Cummy Bear,
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  23. I first thought ‘cancel culture’ was something a doctor might say; now I know it’s just a new kind of diet yogurt.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  24. One in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it’s a tush when the poop starts to gush

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  25. Chex Mix and sex pics, Gardettos and stilettos, flaming hot Cheetos and big dicks in speedos, these are the seeds of my dorito libido

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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