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  1. Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse
    Once upon a time, there was a host of a podcast that didn't understand that he isn't allowed at Burger King anymore. The End.
  2. Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse
    If you want to tell me how you feel, don't bother, I already know! It's with your hands!
  3. Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse
    The crow caws at dawn to tell me to mow the lawn, and he asks me to call him Shawn. I oblige.
  4. Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse
    Sometimes when I look up at the stars, I wonder if there is an alien up there dreaming about making sweet love to me.
  5. Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse
    Easy there pal, I will not lick your paper cut wounds, not until I've had my coffee.
  6. Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse
    These boots were made for walking, and they are on sale for 59.99, only at Rural King!
  7. Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse
    Dinner is ready, we're having rancid calamari again! Sorry Charlie!
  8. Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse
    If I make love to an Aardvark in a forest with no one around, does the Aardvark make a sound?
  9. Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse
    Hello and welcome to Comedy Bible Belt, the podcast where we make fun of the Bible
  10. Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse
    Please don't eat all the french onion dip, it's all I've got until pay day.
  11. Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse
    Oh no, look what the cat dragged in...It's me Scott Aukerman the Host of WTF with Marc Maron
  12. Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse

    For the last time Debbie...I am not the Dali Lama!

    Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    For the last time Debbie...I am not the Dali Lama!
  13. Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse
    A long long time ago in an Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles.
  14. Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse
    Just because I am covered head to toe in horse semen, doesn't mean the horse is my lover.
  15. Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse

    Believe me when I say I'm the world's biggest liar

    Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Believe me when I say I'm the world's biggest liar
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