New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. He saunters like an Egyptian tailor.

   By DownInTheLicoriceMines, July 23, 2015
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2. The next person I hear complaining about water rationing I'm going to drown in William Shatner's pool

   By Bumpy, July 23, 2015
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3. El gato enfuego en mi pantalones, biiiiManan!

   By _SamanthaOh, July 22, 2015
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4. I'm sorry, we don't carry Coke, we only have Pepsi. This is a Pepsi only establishment.

   By thecrench, July 22, 2015   

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5. "You have to take everything he says with a grain of salt." Says Mrs. Peanut speaking of her husband as he rolls his eyes hearing that joke yet again.

   By Mobster84, July 22, 2015
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6. Shower copious amounts of sweet, short-chain, soluble carbohydrates upon my person

   By thecrench, July 22, 2015   

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7. Turn thee, Benvolio; look upon thy grith

   By thecrench, July 22, 2015   

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8. Edgar Allen Poe'd his britches

   By thecrench, July 22, 2015   

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9. First I lost my grandma, then I lost my marbles. Now I can't even play the game with a stranger

   By JasonEdwards, July 22, 2015
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10. I prefer the earth. You prefer Mick Jagger. As long as we can agree Rolling Stones are great

    By JasonEdwards, July 22, 2015
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11. I was looking for a catchphrase and then I found a catchphrase and heaven knows I'm miserable now.

    By JasonEdwards, July 22, 2015
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12. I believe that children are our future, and George R.R. Martin, and robots are our friends. Oh, the rest is silence.

    By greazey_bob, July 22, 2015
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13. What good is Fame if it isn't playing on repeat in the lobby of the dance studio's spring recital?

    By greazey_bob, July 22, 2015
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14. Pregnant women really shouldn't handle cat feces. Can I bring you anything else from the menu?

    By Shampoodler, July 22, 2015
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15. Blue, red, purple, green, these be the colors, of my peen.

    By Shampoodler, July 22, 2015
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16. If I had a quarter for every quadragenarian at a quadraphonic concert, I'd be legally bound to buy the rights to Dark Side of the Moon.

    By HeyNongerman, July 22, 2015
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    • July 22, 2015

17. This catchphrase is like a second season of Mike Detective- not written by Scott Aukerman

    By Bumpy, July 22, 2015
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18. Stab a spud, skillet for a minute, hashtag hashbrowns, you god damn dumbass.

    By A Picture of a Tractor, July 22, 2015
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19. I don’t believe in beating a dead horse, only shaving it for my wig collection.

    By rob_m, July 22, 2015
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20. El gato enfuego en mi pantalones, biiiiManan!

    By _SamanthaOh, July 22, 2015
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21. Uh oh I just went poopy in my favorite dungarees

    By Juan Compadre, July 22, 2015
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22. As short and as sweet as.....

    By Benicio Del Bore-O, July 21, 2015
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23. Live nong, and prosper

    By KrangkaDelic, July 21, 2015
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24. I spy with my little spy eye something I might be able to sell onto a government official for money - nicely done, Spy Eye

    By KrangkaDelic, July 21, 2015
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25. 'Orange' rhymes with 'orange rinds' as well as Mothers' penis.

    By KrangkaDelic, July 21, 2015
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