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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. We don't need no wool socks where we're goin'. I guess that's why it's called "The Land of Cotton."

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 722 views

  2. Is it just me, or did dicks get a lot smaller? Asking for a friend.

    By PorcaDios,
    • 1 reply
    • 651 views

  3. Spooky poop ! Mammas' soup ! Gobbledegook !

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 575 views

  4. How culpable are you of prospering off the violence in the world?

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 493 views

  5. Lift up your voices and shirts and sing - and show your boobs!

    By LMNOPeehole,
    • 0 replies
    • 768 views

  6. We know that video killed the radio star. What we still don't know is WHY.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 433 views

  7. When I became a man, I put away childish things. Childish things that would sell for a fortune on eBay now. So thanks for nothing, adulthood.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 508 views

  8. What if all the answers you've been searching for were inside you the whole time? Introducing Google Buttplug.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 558 views

  9. Well my name is Scott and I'm here to say even though I can't rhyme enjoy the show anyhow!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 512 views

  10. Green shoots show through the driveways' gravel that announces her return; resigned we find the staircase climb a struggle - now it's once again disco

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 553 views

  11. Space-Pee for GhostDad; Space-Pee for GhostDad.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 477 views

  12. Sexual orientation fades, but rainbows are forever.

    By PorcaDios,
    • 0 replies
    • 602 views

  13. Death just filed a restraining order against me. Just goes to show you, there's no such thing as a "healthy" obsession.

    By PorcaDios,
    • 0 replies
    • 534 views

  14. Everything is absurd when one thinks of death.

    By PorcaDios,
    • 0 replies
    • 498 views

  15. My fear of death was once merely hobbling . . . now I'm a paraplegic

    By PorcaDios,
    • 0 replies
    • 525 views

  16. I don't care what my friends say. I'm gona aquajog across the English Channel gosh darn it!

    By PorcaDios,
    • 0 replies
    • 495 views

  17. The day I've dreaded since college is approaching, the day my urologist finds out about my Full House tattoo.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 509 views

  18. There's no I in team, but there is meat in team, and also mate in team, so team, let's get out there and fuck some steaks!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 537 views

  19. I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson, and you know what, I'm not even going to bother trying to explain this shit to you, you dope.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 445 views

  20. You knew I clean my pee hole with a Brillo pad when you married me.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 520 views

  21. To the moon, Alice! That's where we'll find the cure for your Alzheimer's.

    By smitty,
    • 2 replies
    • 742 views

  22. Frankly my dear, I don't give a ding dong.

    By McBeth,
    • 0 replies
    • 553 views

  23. If you liked The Vagina Monologues, you're going to love The Asshole Follies!

    By McBeth,
    • 0 replies
    • 427 views

  24. Baby, I'm as cool as the other side the ice cube

    By McBeth,
    • 0 replies
    • 452 views

  25. Batman vs Superman vs Heynongman vs Zach Morris vs Chuck Norris looks good.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 637 views
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