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1. This catchphrase is brought to you by Monsanto.

   By watchayakan, June 19, 2015
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2. What a plan, what a plan, what a mighty good plan. Now let's rob this retirement home.

   By Darbler Cheesegarbler, June 19, 2015
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3. A floating cadaver bloated and tattered that's the last time I swim in the kiddie pool

   By catsNcons, June 19, 2015
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4. I dug a hole beneath rock bottom, built a fallout shelter, and now my whole family will survive the apocalypse

   By Darbler Cheesegarbler, June 19, 2015
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5. A little to the left, a little to the right, front to back, front to back, now you ain't so tight

   By Darbler Cheesegarbler, June 19, 2015
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6. Who, Lebron?

   By allenpwilliams, June 19, 2015
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7. Geniuses have breakthroughs, mine are more like when my fingers BREAKTHROUGH the toilet paper, they stink!

   By catsNcons, June 19, 2015
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8. BingBong

   By catsNcons, June 19, 2015
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9. If it ain't anatomically correct, it ain't Christmas.

   By Razor Boy, June 18, 2015
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10. pour some more sandalwood, Montegue and take the chair; your ass-back must be aching so.

    By KrangkaDelic, June 18, 2015
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11. Charisma and quick thinking will work in place of giant, inflatable werewolves at least half the time.

    By Razor Boy, June 18, 2015
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12. I'm a goddamn shark.

    By Razor Boy, June 18, 2015
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13. Maybe you've seen my TED Talk: "Robots, When Can We Start Banging Them?".

    By Shampoodler, June 18, 2015
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14. This week on Game Of Thrones Lord Pickleshark & Dubley Longwang discover the dark secret of Skanknoodle Canyon.

    By Shampoodler, June 18, 2015
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15. But officer there's no way I could have run over Ozzy Osbourne, I don't drive on the Sabbath!

    By Shampoodler, June 18, 2015
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16. I always bring Jello with me when I check in at hotels because I know there's ALWAYS room for Jello.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, June 18, 2015
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17. All the world's a stage and I'm still just an understudy.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, June 18, 2015
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18. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I just wish they weren't lactose intolerant.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, June 18, 2015
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19. A plaster cast of Master Blaster caused a Mad Max ass-disaster.

    By Razor Boy, June 18, 2015
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20. Eat my sharts I'm Bort Simpson.

    By Shampoodler, June 18, 2015
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21. gogo googoo glasses

    By KrangkaDelic, June 18, 2015
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22. When you tighten your belt to stop yourself from pooping, that's called a turdiquet.

    By Shampoodler, June 18, 2015
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23. Courtney Love was once the vocalist for Faith No More.

    By allenpwilliams, June 18, 2015
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24. Rowdy with a chance of Roddy Piper's balls.

    By Shampoodler, June 18, 2015
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25. If you listen closely, you can hear the ghostly meatballs whispering.

    By bonchmark, June 18, 2015
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