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Darbler Cheesegarbler

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  1. Darbler Cheesegarbler

    This forum dead or what?

    God bless you, this means so much to me!
  2. Help me, this is the only website they will let me access because they are fans of the show. They kidnapped me and now I'm
  3. Murder her, steal her identity, and scatter her remains across the Nevada desert? I hardly know her!
  4. Take a short walk on a long pier, watch the sunset and reflect on how beautiful this existence is
  5. I scream, you scream, we all scream for a reboot of the Scream franchise.
  6. Darbler Cheesegarbler

    This forum dead or what?

    Where's the enthusiasm, the spunk, the integrity of the good old days? I remember when I could rant about something political and PFT himself would tell me I'm a grubby shit person, right here in the forums! Where is the magic, where is the connection, where is the foam corner? I was doing dishes and accidentally shattered my CBB pint glass about three years ago, and I feel like this place has never fully recovered.
  7. Darbler Cheesegarbler

    Gemberling on Modern Family

    Did anybody see Gemberling on Modern Family? I think he was great and I hope he returns, and between this and playing John Belushi in the upcoming David Wain film I really hope he becomes a household name. I hope he becomes so popular that his defense of bestiality comes back to haunt him! Then he'll know he really made it.
  8. Before compiling this list, please listen to every foam corner. Twice. Now you have my answer. More quotes from various shows are forthcoming, I know there are some good Beverly quotes in my memory bank, and some of Gabrus's micro-aggressions from I4H. There are also some Spontaneanation moments that are so insane and perfect, and if some lines from June and Jason (particularly June) don't make it on the list then there's really no point in doing this at all.
  9. Darbler Cheesegarbler

    Episode 473 - Tight Tort

    I'm confident that Alan Buchanan and Bob Ducca would get along famously, and let's face it: Bob Ducca almost definitely suffers from Wet Crotch Syndrome. I wouldn't be surprised if the two of them are related somehow.
  10. Darbler Cheesegarbler

    Episode 471 - Shy By Nature, Outgoing By Nurture

    I agree completely that it has nothing to do with their performance, however the observation also had nothing to do with the fact that the guest was female. Making it all about her gender is actually far more sexist than saying something negative in the first place, which isn't necessarily sexist at all. And in any case, the vitriol from this community towards anyone who says anything negative is far worse than saying a guest's picture is annoying. I do regret saying it, as I've said, however the backlash has been overblown and in some cases just insane. I shouldn't have been surprised that someone would needlessly bring it up again when Kate Berlant is a guest, but it's times like this that some members in the community here just have me like:
  11. Darbler Cheesegarbler

    Episode 471 - Shy By Nature, Outgoing By Nurture

    This is a perfect example of how batshit crazy some of you are. I say a guest's picture is annoying, you imply that I hate myself and I have a terrible life. I hadn't even thought of any of that again until now but it's nice to know that me, a random stranger on the internet, and my slight against a female podcast guest's picture is evidently eating away at you. Do you have a Tumblr page for fans of Kate Berlant? I'd love to join in on the fun.
  12. The episodes are slowly but surely catching up to the present day. Personally, I hope the recordings and releases both keep their current pace and we eventually hear some monologues, intros and improv from the future.
  13. Darbler Cheesegarbler

    Episode 470 - Electric Guest Are Masculine

  14. Darbler Cheesegarbler

    Episode 155 - Airborne: LIVE!

    I think I'm starting to like Cincinnati. "It should be called EarthBound" One of my favourite games of all time.