New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Who, Lebron?

   By allenpwilliams, June 19, 2015
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2. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill slipped on all the blood.

   By JesseDompier, June 17, 2015
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3. Geniuses have breakthroughs, mine are more like when my fingers BREAKTHROUGH the toilet paper, they stink!

   By catsNcons, June 19, 2015
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4. BingBong

   By catsNcons, June 19, 2015
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5. If it ain't anatomically correct, it ain't Christmas.

   By Razor Boy, June 18, 2015
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6. pour some more sandalwood, Montegue and take the chair; your ass-back must be aching so.

   By KrangkaDelic, June 18, 2015
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7. Charisma and quick thinking will work in place of giant, inflatable werewolves at least half the time.

   By Razor Boy, June 18, 2015
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8. I'm a goddamn shark.

   By Razor Boy, June 18, 2015
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9. Maybe you've seen my TED Talk: "Robots, When Can We Start Banging Them?".

   By Shampoodler, June 18, 2015
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10. This week on Game Of Thrones Lord Pickleshark & Dubley Longwang discover the dark secret of Skanknoodle Canyon.

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11. But officer there's no way I could have run over Ozzy Osbourne, I don't drive on the Sabbath!

    By Shampoodler, June 18, 2015
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12. I always bring Jello with me when I check in at hotels because I know there's ALWAYS room for Jello.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, June 18, 2015
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13. All the world's a stage and I'm still just an understudy.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, June 18, 2015
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14. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I just wish they weren't lactose intolerant.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, June 18, 2015
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15. You must construct additional chicken nuggets.

    By rosenrosen, June 17, 2015
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16. Eat my sharts I'm Bort Simpson.

    By Shampoodler, June 18, 2015
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17. gogo googoo glasses

    By KrangkaDelic, June 18, 2015
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18. When you tighten your belt to stop yourself from pooping, that's called a turdiquet.

    By Shampoodler, June 18, 2015
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19. Rowdy with a chance of Roddy Piper's balls.

    By Shampoodler, June 18, 2015
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20. If you listen closely, you can hear the ghostly meatballs whispering.

    By bonchmark, June 18, 2015
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21. Please Mr. Rabbit, don't eat my books. I'm trying not to cry and you're making it hard.

    By Razor Boy, June 17, 2015
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22. The Lord is my shepherd...so get your own, you lazy bastard.

    By PaulHogue, June 17, 2015   

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23. Most p*rn films are made in Southern California. So, if you ever move here, don't buy any used furniture.

    By PaulHogue, June 17, 2015   

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24. Okay, open your mouth and hold this under your tongue for three minutes, because I'm sure that's a skill set you've developed.

    By PaulHogue, June 17, 2015   

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25. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. That's why I use L'Oréal.

    By PaulHogue, June 17, 2015   

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