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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. To LRH! Vigorous boy scout salute.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 669 views

  2. "Cantaloupe?!" Not with that attitude, my fiancee!

    By wafflefries,
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    • 683 views

  3. I heard you can't go home again so I just keep wandering the streets.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 610 views

  4. I've been asked if I just fell off the turnip truck which is weird because that seems like a really niche market delivery company.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 588 views

  5. I just got done delivering a memory foam mattress to Marilu Henner and you know something? I think she's just been faking the whole time!

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 747 views

  6. I Suggest Therefore I Am

    By Traven Falos,
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  7. You know what they always says, "Can't have too many cooks in a kitchen!"

    By DevinKC,
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    • 553 views

  8. Mall Bart Time Tub Cop Machine 2, Coming Soon to a Theater Near You

    By smitty,
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    • 585 views

  9. If I had a taco for every time I said this catchphrase... I would have a taco.

    By DevinKC,
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    • 668 views

  10. Salpy tells bean bells to frown with their nose pores.. okay I'm drunk

    By DevinKC,
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    • 652 views

  11. Setup setup silver rainbows, purple stuff, Leonard Nimoy, Wittels it down, punch it up, get that to me asap!

    By greazey_bob,
    • 1 reply
    • 809 views

  12. If I wooed the rural, imagine that. I'd skeeball my funds. Stack by Finn's unfurled. If I wooed the rural

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 543 views

  13. "Shrivel me fingers," said the pirate who took a bath for too long.

    By eze_anderson,
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    • 515 views

  14. Daniel Carver calls from a stunningly different place than Raymond Carver. Or does he?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 580 views

  15. Hi, I'm Auk Scotterman and today we record all of this at the movies where we plan to watch a good cop porn/bad cop porn maybe even a cock porn while

    By subwaymasturbator,
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  16. "It's just, when I asked what food you had, it annoyed me that you said 'vegetables'.... I mean, what am I gonna do with that, fry up a fuckin' cabbag

    By RoryJamesGibson,
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  17. Hey hey we're the monkeys, people say we monkey around, other people say we're a close cousin of homo sapiens, those people are going to hell.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 651 views

  18. I'll leggo your Eggo if you chimme my changa.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 550 views

  19. Spendthrift yeti wearing dresses of spaghetti congregate outside your kitchen; talk of Queensbury Rules and semi-precious jewels breaks only long enou

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 536 views

  20. Work's for jerks and underwear's no fun to wear

    By SeanMichaelHenry,   
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    • 612 views

  21. Uh, yeah I recycle. I go cycling twice a day

    By JamieAyling,
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    • 939 views

  22. "Good mourning!", I said to the other people at the funeral.

    By JamieAyling,
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    • 858 views

  23. For those of you only interested in the plugs, please skip ahead to the end of this podcast.

    By googergieger,
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    • 712 views

  24. AMBER ALERT: Unsubstantiated rumors allege that some boys take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world.

    By DoooDahMan,
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    • 629 views

  25. I tried my best, but I guess my best wasn't good enough. But I can still be best of the worst so screw you dad!

    By KevinMurphy,
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