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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hard to believe it's 2015 and a single guy still can't attend Lamaze class in the nude.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. You're so veiny, I'll bet you think this shlong is about you, don't you?

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. What else would you expect me to do after I was bitten by a radioactive comedian?

    By Razor Boy,
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  4. Optimus Primes' wine-spine's just fine; but Megatrons' mong-dong kong-schlong is wrong.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. The band that rocks Toledo is bound to screw some girls.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. The rat-bath, while clearly not constructed with fornication in mind, nevertheless became your mother and I's 'summer-spot'.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. At night, inside those public houses - men kiss men; unbeknownst to their spouses

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Darts, darts, chicken farts.

    By boxofgeese,
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  9. Mother said there'd be days like these...

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  10. You can lead a horse to water but you can't wear your lederhosen in there or you'll start to chafe.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  11. When the north winds blow cold and the birds stop their singing, know that the time has come for the Piven to return.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  12. Toilet bag cartoon sailing jackrabbit. I smell toast.

    By Razor Boy,
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  13. You've been dead this whole time? What you talkin' bruce Willis?

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Coincidentally the man who donates organs to the church is not an organ donor. Said my father. I'm still confused.

    By Mobster84,
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  15. Batman vs. Superman? Who cares. Jason Bateman vs. Superman? FUCK YEAH!

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. I have some bad news. You didn't make the wrestling team. And I'm not a wrestling coach. And what we just did wasn't wrestling.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. "Actions speak louder than N-words." Said the KKK

    By KevinMurphy,
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  18. Alright Alright Alright Alright. Got you beat by one, McCouneghy!

    By KevinMurphy,
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  19. "September 11th, 2001. It was a really cold day and nothing interesting happened." -9/11 as told by a penguin in Antarctica

    By KevinMurphy,
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  20. They call me the space cowboy, "they" being the mentally challenged children that live next door.

    By KevinMurphy,
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  21. Bus or bike, but never the twain.

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  22. Watcher fox tile?

    By Grimble_pruntleford,
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  23. Sally turned to crime after failing to sell any sea shells at the sea shore. Sally now steals sunblock and seiges sandcastles by the sea shore..

    By sensory_overlord,
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  24. What's up, hot frog?

    By Smozi,
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  25. Mother, tell your children not to walk my way. My way of walking contains nudity and adult situations.

    By Razor Boy,
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