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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What's the deal with sheet rock? Am I supposed to use it to make my bed rock?

    By Razor Boy,
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  2. Come down to clown town, where the water's warm and the flowers don't spray any of it

    By DiscoNapGordon,
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  3. Were-hipsters. That is all.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Don't hate the sprayer, hate the stain.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. I only dream when I fall into R.E.M. sleep, but is it really worth losing my religion? I guess it's not the end of the world

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  6. Signs, signs, everywhere a sign. Speed limits, school crossing, falling rocks; who needs 'em?

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  7. Hey, who do I have to blow around here to get a Nintendo 3DSXL?

    By allenpwilliams,
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  8. I don't need your pear-charity, the disparity has merrily divided our salads, my anjou remains in solidarity, the hilarity of an appetizer ballad

    By FaceLikeThunder,
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  9. If I can't get a proper cup of coffee from a proper cup of coffee pot I'll...won't do anything because I don't have that type of confidence in myself

    By kenbitcoin,
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  10. How a Chinese could make love for 40 minutes?

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  11. Remember that time in EP. 37 when I said the audience would know Hannibal was black because he was homeless? More great goofs on today's Auck Squawks

    By Melroc,
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  12. Don't tell mom the babysitter's Judge Dredd

    By CrispCulver,
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  13. So I get the first laughing, hanging jury then? Fuck you Matlock.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Give an elevator a fart and it'll stink for a day. Teach an elevator to fart and it'll stink for a lifetime.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Sterilized subsidized sterling still slides. Burt Reynolds' imaginary friend Sir Willy still rides. Mary Tyler Moore still cums via masturbation while

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Yo Gramma, get the fuck out the kitchen you old bag a bones, no one wants yo' dry ass cornbread!!!

    By Jake Dingus,
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  17. In fine regalia from the Panamanian tailor did the Japanese whaler feed Norman Mailer his French inhaler - while, through the bars he'd made her, Eliz

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Masturbating on the bus, trying to jailbreak his phone?

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Eenie meenie miney moe, catch a hot dog by the toe

    By Smozi,
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  20. Shit not...

    By Warble2850,
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  21. It was my turn to churn, but her butter bulge wouldn't budge. That brought an abrupt end to my obscene cream dream.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 623 views

  22. You can teach a man to fish, then you can lead a horse to the same lake and get the horse to kick him in the head, causing irreparable brain damage

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 579 views

  23. A man walks into a bar with a piano and a 10-inch pianist, and that pianist had a huge cock

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 618 views

  24. We have a new sponsor called Bindle Bundle, a subscription box for homeless drifters.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  25. Our guests today...

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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