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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My thanks for retrieving the ancient Mayan Trumpet, but I'm afraid this is the end of you Gary Indiana Jones

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 634 views

  2. That promiscuous hair stylist gave me full-blown braids.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 766 views

  3. Getting real tired of your shit, lower digestive system.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 696 views

  4. Is that a salami in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Both!? Great, I'm hungry AND lonely. Hashtag blessed.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 631 views

  5. To all the girls I've loved before, you might want to get tested. Soon.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 604 views

  6. Hey vegans, there's a better than good chance you've drank a snowman's corpse.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 651 views

  7. Ken Burns when exposed to direct flame or very high heat.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 621 views

  8. Bizarro Muhammad Ali is the worst.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 601 views

  9. Bitches be trippin'. Watch where you're going, bitches.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 581 views

  10. One man's aporkalypse now is another man's bacon tomorrow. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 742 views

  11. meow meow both likes and endorses meow.

    By souprman,
    • 0 replies
    • 818 views

  12. They say never trust a skinny chef, which is why I only let fat chefs operate on my children.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 580 views

  13. Sigourney Weaver? I barely know 'er!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 563 views

  14. A bird in the hand is worth nothing. Nobody likes birds.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 0 replies
    • 598 views

  15. To the stars, I say! To the stars! Let us touch ourselves to the stars!

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 0 replies
    • 548 views

  16. So Freud said it was perfectly normal to want to bang your mom? Asking for a friend, and his mom.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 1074 views

  17. Don't know about you, but I'm rather enjoying these snakes on this plane

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 605 views

  18. Leave It To Beaver was based on the UK show Let Fanny Handle It

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 603 views

  19. I can't feel my legs! Oops, false alarm, my hands just got cut off.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 535 views

  20. The Human Torch's proctologist fell into a burning ring of fire, and thanks to Barack Hussein Obamacare his rates went

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 571 views

  21. Better call Saul, or at the very least try to fax Max

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 605 views

  22. We're here to dance or we're here to learn. Either way, let's pop off these shirts.

    By Razor Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 648 views

  23. Two shlongs don't make a right, that's what my Bible says

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 612 views

  24. Plagiarism’s my name, cheating’s my game. You want some counterfeit pepsi products?

    By kenbitcoin,
    • 3 replies
    • 990 views

  25. Ain't no party like a Bang Bang party 'cause a Bang Bang party has store-bought cupcakes

    By Tinnitus_Young,
    • 0 replies
    • 594 views
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