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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. To the stars, I say! To the stars! Let us touch ourselves to the stars!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. So Freud said it was perfectly normal to want to bang your mom? Asking for a friend, and his mom.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 1071 views

  3. Don't know about you, but I'm rather enjoying these snakes on this plane

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 602 views

  4. Leave It To Beaver was based on the UK show Let Fanny Handle It

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 599 views

  5. I can't feel my legs! Oops, false alarm, my hands just got cut off.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 534 views

  6. The Human Torch's proctologist fell into a burning ring of fire, and thanks to Barack Hussein Obamacare his rates went

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 568 views

  7. Better call Saul, or at the very least try to fax Max

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 603 views

  8. We're here to dance or we're here to learn. Either way, let's pop off these shirts.

    By Razor Boy,
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  9. Two shlongs don't make a right, that's what my Bible says

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 608 views

  10. Ain't no party like a Bang Bang party 'cause a Bang Bang party has store-bought cupcakes

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  11. For centuries, a war has been brewing between the Defenders of Light, the Shadow Lords, and the helpful hardware folks at Ace

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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    • 536 views

  12. Why buy the comedy cow if you can get the laugh milk for free?

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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    • 642 views

  13. Do I want paper or plastic?! I just want my groceries! ... Oh, I see. Paper.

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 573 views

  14. Let's face facts: if you've met Superman, he's seen your genitals.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 572 views

  15. Kiss me a lot, kiss me a lot. Kiss me all over my face. Kiss me a lot, kiss me a lot. Kiss me all over the place.

    By therealmorrissey,
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    • 609 views

  16. Remember the 90's? Well I don't, which is why I'm here today to talk about concussions. Remember the 90's?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 576 views

  17. I've heard of To Catch A Predator, but To Catch A Phrase? That sounds like a game show hosted by Matt LeBlanc... Copyright Oddbomb 2015

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  18. The boss is Angela, Ice Cube isn't there yet, O-brother (his name is Oliver) is upstairs in his bedroom, and we're all afraid of Virginia Woolf

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  19. Ass, Bitch, Piss, Shit, Fuck, Cunt. These are a few of my favorite things.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 851 views

  20. Jason Mantzoukas? More like Jason Pants-bazookas! That guy has some huge leg titties.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 753 views

  21. Phillip fellates fece-filled felines. It's disgusting but alliterative.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 603 views

  22. Get out there and live your life. But don't die, that would defeat the purpose of my first statement.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 502 views

  23. Pappy always said, "Don't lick it unless you mean it."

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 600 views

  24. Not only has it been proven that striving for your family's NOT worth it, but top scientists now also think that it makes you look like an idiot

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 556 views

  25. Of course I've read "Everyone Poops", but you're the only other person with keys to my safety deposit box

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 640 views
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