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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Come on down. Free shots until I finish this sentence. Sorry. That's over!

    By DisCharmingMan,
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  2. What's a "pot", Dawg?

    By MattSmeltzer,
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  3. I have a feeling this one's going to be very much like an advantage inherent to the Mediterranean. A real C+!

    By Razor Boy,
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  4. Harry Potter? More like Scary Daughter.

    By HunterFinden,
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  5. Please, put that thing away my in-laws are coming for the weekend.

    By HunterFinden,
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    • 702 views

  6. I stared a punk band when I was 18 and this chicken is finger lickin' good.

    By HunterFinden,
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    • 674 views

  7. You can lead a clown to water, but you can't make him Doink.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  8. Steely Dan should become a Steely Dan cover band. The audience won't go home thinking "Steely Dan sucks." They'll think, "Great cover band!"

    By NickSpannaus,
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    • 730 views

  9. My co-workers always ask why I have a dream-catcher in my office. I put it up to intercept anyone wanting to tell me about their dreams.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  10. "Neither a borrower nor a lender be." ...really, Polonius? REALLY? You're gonna pull that shit? I need to use your stapler for ONE MINUTE.

    By NickSpannaus,
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    • 652 views

  11. Actions speak louder than words... unless the word is "KABLAMMO!"

    By NickSpannaus,
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  12. Cut me some slack, world. I got bills to pay and a mouth to feed. *My* mouth... if you have to be all particular about it.

    By NickSpannaus,
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    • 579 views

  13. I have a sneaking suspicion that the phrase "cotton-headed ninny muggins" is, in fact, the most racist combination of words possible.

    By NickSpannaus,
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    • 8804 views

  14. We should get to know one another... so that, one day, we can catch up.

    By NickSpannaus,
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    • 592 views

  15. Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta bad case of blood in poo

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. I eat an apple a day but I can't make that doctor go away. Son, you make more money than me now, time to get your own place.

    By kenbitcoin,
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    • 577 views

  17. accelerating into light speed times jabba, the big mass of goo equals may the force be with you

    By kenbitcoin,
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    • 645 views

  18. This is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a "what's up hotdog?"

    By JohnLewis,
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  19. The Hollow Men

    By JohnLewis,
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  20. Egregious Regis - he Philbin with monkey seed, and a little bit of monkey do

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Earth is the coolest. Especially if you think about what "cool" was like in the 80s.

    By braznaavtrav,
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  22. All those words mean other things now.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 514 views

  23. We 'jostle' for position, we 'scramble' up the pole, we jall hout kramms mak a donna krone; hik vall, hik samm, hik troll

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 568 views

  24. 'Swish!' goes the net! 'Swoon!' go the girls! There goes that Aukerman, fellows - they say his taint's awash with pearls.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Poppa Smurf he pop a wheelie, Poppa Doc he pop a boner, Pop'll nerf until Pop bleedie, but Pop oft pines to be a loner.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 594 views
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