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1. I eat an apple a day but I can't make that doctor go away. Son, you make more money than me now, time to get your own place.

   By kenbitcoin, April 1, 2015
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2. Plagiarism’s my name, cheating’s my game. You want some counterfeit pepsi products?

   By kenbitcoin, April 1, 2015
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3. accelerating into light speed times jabba, the big mass of goo equals may the force be with you

   By kenbitcoin, April 1, 2015
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4. This is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, this is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a "what's up hotdog?"

   By JohnLewis, March 31, 2015
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5. The Hollow Men

   By JohnLewis, March 31, 2015
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6. Egregious Regis - he Philbin with monkey seed, and a little bit of monkey do

   By KrangkaDelic, March 31, 2015
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7. Earth is the coolest. Especially if you think about what "cool" was like in the 80s.

   By braznaavtrav, March 31, 2015
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8. All those words mean other things now.

   By KrangkaDelic, March 31, 2015
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9. We 'jostle' for position, we 'scramble' up the pole, we jall hout kramms mak a donna krone; hik vall, hik samm, hik troll

   By KrangkaDelic, March 31, 2015
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10. 'Swish!' goes the net! 'Swoon!' go the girls! There goes that Aukerman, fellows - they say his taint's awash with pearls.

    By KrangkaDelic, March 31, 2015
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11. Poppa Smurf he pop a wheelie, Poppa Doc he pop a boner, Pop'll nerf until Pop bleedie, but Pop oft pines to be a loner.

    By KrangkaDelic, March 31, 2015
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12. If I have to call Animal Control to get these pigeons out of the dumbwaiter one more time, I'm revoking some staff dumbwaiter priveleges.

    By Razor Boy, March 31, 2015
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13. I tried out to be the new lead singer of the Silver Bullet Band, only to be told, "Close but no Seger."

    By AprilFoolsRebel, March 31, 2015
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14. Game of throw me a frickin' bones here

    By Shampoodler, March 31, 2015
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15. He watched as she walked out of his life forever, his heart growing full with regret, his scrote globes growing heavy with the bitter boner yogurt of

    By Shampoodler, March 31, 2015
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16. [insert Taco Bell sauce packet saying here]

    By WesleyNeville, March 30, 2015
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    • March 30, 2015

17. None in the pink ten in the stink

    By Shampoodler, March 30, 2015
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18. "FUCK OFF."

    By SeveralCircles, March 30, 2015
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19. Hey Gwen Stefani - y'all gonna gobb a sum ma ballz

    By KrangkaDelic, March 30, 2015
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20. Moses invests? What happened to that lovely sweater Aaron gave him last Christmas? Oh wait.

    By KrangkaDelic, March 30, 2015
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21. I got seaweed and shakras ... and I'm all out of shakras; seaweed.

    By KrangkaDelic, March 30, 2015
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22. Call me Dishmael. Let's dish.

    By JesseSheehan, March 30, 2015   

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23. I'm a bowling hustler. I'm Bowling for Soup.

    By Bever Hopox, March 30, 2015
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24. Ok, here's the pitch:

    By Bever Hopox, March 30, 2015
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25. Happy birthday Grandson I got you those shoes that were Fleek as shit.

    By Bever Hopox, March 30, 2015
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