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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hollywood Cats-phrase

    By Warble2850,
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  2. They say that while Rome was burning Nero played a fiddle, but I heard it was a viola, so who can you trust?

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 618 views

  3. Just when you thought it couldn't be done - DING! The timer goes off and your microwaved burrito is ready.

    By SteveHalloran,
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    • 708 views

  4. Tin soldiers and Nixon coming, We're finally on our own. This summer I hear the drumming, Four dead in ... Oh. Hi, Bro!

    By firstpitch,
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  5. RIP KMFDM

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 1099 views

  6. I like to wear my influences on my sleeve so I staple pictures of Prince, my dad, and Martian Manhunter to all of my shirts.

    By yahoozy,
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    • 711 views

  7. You can't win a mall...because a mall has never been offered as a prize.

    By Bluecorncrust,
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  8. We built this city on rock n' roll.... which was very much against the advice of the architects.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 821 views

  9. Once you pop, your guts are just everywhere.

    By Fulminathan,
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    • 505 views

  10. Don't question me, I've been doing this since Moby Dick was a minnow!

    By ScottyJB,
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  11. No one ever said that life was easy... or that Tyler Perry made a good movie.

    By ashtrayhead,
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    • 665 views

  12. You bring da noise, I'll bring da funk...in thirty minutes-or-less, or it's free.

    By Hogwurtz18,
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    • 564 views

  13. I often questioned the existence of Santa as a teenager, but when I saw him drive off in a Hyundai, I knew I was just being paranoid.

    By ashtrayhead,
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    • 656 views

  14. If wishes were horses then beggars would ride, and if I had 20 dollars I'd buy a subscription to a high end pornography site.

    By ashtrayhead,
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    • 673 views

  15. I made the mistake of shopping while hungry today, and I can't believe I ate three pairs of pants.

    By Fulminathan,
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    • 492 views

  16. If Steve Buscemi was still with us, teen pregnancy would be up 4.6%

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 857 views

  17. Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse. She ded

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  18. Sweet is the sound of my lover's moan. Must have been bitten by a choco-beast.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. Squeeze to see if it's ripe, check for bruises on its flesh, then let it go. It's too good for you.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. An iPhone an eye. A tooth-phone a tooth.

    By braznaavtrav,
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  21. Whether you're a Hungry Jack or a Jemima Man, we'll be gettin those waffles sticky tonight.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 672 views

  22. hey, girdle: you sound like a GIRL

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Someone should have a talk with them bases parents, on account of them being so loaded, and all.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. If you can't beat 'em, redraft the legislation prohibiting abuse and rectify it to phase instep with Violences' predilection.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 534 views

  25. Neville's got them petrodollaz, kid.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 534 views
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