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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No one ever said that life was easy... or that Tyler Perry made a good movie.

    By ashtrayhead,
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  2. You bring da noise, I'll bring da funk...in thirty minutes-or-less, or it's free.

    By Hogwurtz18,
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    • 569 views

  3. I often questioned the existence of Santa as a teenager, but when I saw him drive off in a Hyundai, I knew I was just being paranoid.

    By ashtrayhead,
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  4. I made the mistake of shopping while hungry today, and I can't believe I ate three pairs of pants.

    By Fulminathan,
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  5. If Steve Buscemi was still with us, teen pregnancy would be up 4.6%

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse. She ded

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. Contrary to popular belief, Jim belushi doesn't have the strength of ten men. It's actually closer to six men.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  8. Sweet is the sound of my lover's moan. Must have been bitten by a choco-beast.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 520 views

  9. Squeeze to see if it's ripe, check for bruises on its flesh, then let it go. It's too good for you.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 552 views

  10. An iPhone an eye. A tooth-phone a tooth.

    By braznaavtrav,
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    • 501 views

  11. Whether you're a Hungry Jack or a Jemima Man, we'll be gettin those waffles sticky tonight.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 674 views

  12. hey, girdle: you sound like a GIRL

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Someone should have a talk with them bases parents, on account of them being so loaded, and all.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 545 views

  14. If you can't beat 'em, redraft the legislation prohibiting abuse and rectify it to phase instep with Violences' predilection.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 538 views

  15. Neville's got them petrodollaz, kid.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 536 views

  16. If wishes were horses, then I horse you would shut up.

    By AlexDale,   
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    • 711 views

  17. Sticks and stones may break my bones... HEY! What are you doing with those sticks and stones?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. Imagine a burp. Now imagine that same burp in the basement. That burp is now a fart. Thank you.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 506 views

  19. "The ocean is haunted" -Ladies Love Cool J

    By Bever Hopox,
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  20. Laser shots into space, the music of Mase, these are both things that I think in my face.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 485 views

  21. Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you grow to appreciate the subtle beauty of the clarinet.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 500 views

  22. When God closes a door he opens a Wendy's - 'cause you know he be lovin' them Frostys®

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 633 views

  23. One, if by land, and two, if by sea. Three times, on the ceiling if you want me.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 571 views

  24. Beer before liquor...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 633 views

  25. Invigorating marmalade, perforating lemonade, round the corner exquisite 92% chocolate is hand crafted, yet ignored by the main stream chocolate indus

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 553 views
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