New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Is that Billy Dee Williams in your pocket, or are you just Lando Calrissian to see me?

   By MattCameron, April 4, 2013
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2. Pants, no pants, it's still rock and roll to me.

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3. How many roads must a man walk down before he realizes how much easier driving is?

   By BagguhMcGuirk, April 5, 2013
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4. Look, this is biz of my noneness, but most people have two.

   By biglikebogues, April 7, 2013
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5. We built this City on Rock And Roll, if by "Rock and Roll," you mean the rotting corpses of the indigenous people. GUITAAAAR!

   By Skeevins, April 7, 2013
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6. Ding dong the witch is dead,

   By Brad Lindert, April 9, 2013
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7. Help, this gazebo has a mind of its own!

   By Brad Lindert, April 8, 2013
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8. Imagine, a room, awash in gasoline...

   By sunjockey, April 8, 2013
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9. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang...

   By JeffD'Ambrosio, May 22, 2013   

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10. I've packed my suitcase, Darlene! I'm leavin'!

    By _BangoSkank, April 9, 2013
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11. Margaret Thatcher: pitcher or catcher? I'm Plot Chaucerman and this is Comedy Bing Bong.

    By masterofceremonies, April 9, 2013
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12. What happened to the left, will happen to the right.

    By BagguhMcGuirk, April 9, 2013
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13. Welcome to Comedy Batman. I am your host, Scott Aquaman.

    By Botley, April 9, 2013
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14. Let us now harken back to simpler, gentler time...

    By AprilFoolsRebel, April 11, 2013
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15. My pockets are full of snails!!!!

    By AprilFoolsRebel, July 17, 2013
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16. The laughs will cramp your mouth hole

    By NicholasSchleder, April 10, 2013
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17. Grab your laughter spears and get ready to stab the funny-bone in your brain, this is Comedy Bang. Bang!

    By PrestonBJThomas, April 11, 2013   

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18. Scott sings the entire theme song or a portion of said theme song.

    By RyanCampbell, April 11, 2013
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19. Hello and welcome, everyone, to Earth-2! This is Hilarity Boom-Boom, and I'm your host, Scot Aukermann (spelled different, sounds the same)

    By GiantRobotSexMonster, April 12, 2013
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20. Welcome to Tragedy Bone Break, I squat awkwardly.

    By comedyblakeblake, April 11, 2013
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21. Stick that in your pipe...& enjoy the frivolous nature that which it provides you!

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22. Hi, I'm Byron Allen and you're listening to Comics Unleashed!

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23. Just remember that you are not alone...

    By AprilFoolsRebel, April 11, 2013
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24. Let's all go around the table and say our favorite Eve 6 songs.

    By Steve Kind Of, June 16, 2013
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25. Sexting in the morning. Sexting in the evening. Sexting at suppertime. When sexting on an iphone, you can have titties anytime.

    By shireen, April 17, 2013
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