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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Roses are red, violets are blue / start using the word "preggo" instead of "pregnant," and annoy everyone around you!

    By Martha Dumptruck,   
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  2. I've heard of one fish, two fish -- but RED FISH, BLUE FISH?

    By Hot Dog,
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  3. OK, but like so how much is it for a paragon of animals?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. We choose to go to the moon, not because it's easy, but because it is hard. Like really, really hard. Give us some credit. Jesus christ, you guys.

    By ian cleghorn,
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  5. It's time for banana fosters pancakes, you creepy bastard

    By angryrose,
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  6. Hitlers' favourite berry? The Juniper.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. The power of Christ compels Christopher Lee. but not in the way you'd think.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Hitlers' least favourite berry? The Juniper.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. I came here to document bubble gum shortages and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

    By theoren_1,
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  10. I looked in the mirror and had a fright; I was trapped in a riddle that Saturday night.

    By PiltdownMan,   
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  11. This town isn't big enough for the both of us. Damn you, legislative redistricting!

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  12. Tube socks, crock pots, padlocks, or small pox - stay tuned to find out which one we gave to our studio audience.

    By theoren_1,
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  13. Bale my hay and pluck my fiddle, this ho-down is a throw down in bro-town!

    By theoren_1,
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  14. I've been on an insane Edward Albee kick lately.

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  15. You now live on a rat farm. If you are listening to this you must go live on a rat farm. You will live out the rest of your days farming rats. If..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  16. I once flipped a burger. Once.

    By Gregory Australia,
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  17. Discography is my good old neighbor man.

    By Gregory Australia,
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  18. I'm not ashamed to proclaim, "The Doctor told me to stop drinking anything better than my brother's milk."

    By Gregory Australia,
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  19. I'm trapped in an octupus' garden under the sea, that's why I have a podcast. If you're hearing this please set me free. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By wzhill9,
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  20. Time is every where, stretching across all of space, from the farthest stars to right up your pee-hole.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. , the show where the points are made up and everything don't matter. I'm Jim Carrey. Let us boogie woogie the night away till today will be the day.

    By Gregory Australia,
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  22. I love my life, but I'd never say anything. I don't want to ruin what we have.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. Enough with this phoney war on drugs! Let's have a real war, on drugs!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. I am sixteen going on seventeen. I am all like, whatever and who really cares?

    By greazey_bob,
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  25. I'm putting the band back together. Yes. I'm talking about masturbation.

    By bigwutangtheory,
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