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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fine! FINE! I had sex with a Muppet! Is that what you want to hear?!?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. I’m not Jewish but my penis is.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 215 views

  3. Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when these 24-inch pythons run wild on you?

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 254 views

  4. I can’t imagine being a bird. It must get cold as shit out there.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 228 views

  5. You know the party's hoppin' when them hotties be gettin' naughty on the squatty potty!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Oh, I'm the Little Pee Pee Boy - making little pee pees fills my heart with joy!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 229 views

  7. Don't you (Forget about Dre)

    By My Pretty Mommy,
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  8. But as for me, I wish that I was anywhere with anyone, making in the world today takes everything you've got

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  9. My sexual kinks are just the classics: big boobs, blowjobs, kill my dad and fuck my mom. 

    By My Pretty Mommy,
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  10. The following episode is non-canonical. The contents therein have no effect on the greater CBB Universe. Please enjoy it as it was intended, a standalone exploration of what it means to have a good time. 

    By My Pretty Mommy,
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    • 242 views

  11. What exactly IS a cherry chuckle?

    By Botchedcrotch,
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  12. "Because it is formless, you call it invisible. Because it is soundless, you call it inaudible. It is silent, yet it is deadly. My flapping cheeks weep."

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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  13. My Jeffrey Dongher wants to eat your meat!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. If you help me find my temper I promise not to kick your ass

    By Boob Seger,
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  15. Take the whole fam gambling, go grab your kin. Mam's rambling "go max or min!" Damn, all the bramble and gin. BAM! All the bets are in. I'm clamoring.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  16. A fortunate Scorpius forages, there's no shortages of porridges or Florida oranges. Of course there's no origins of fauna or flora sins but some orcas swim with limp dorsal fins.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  17. Prep your buns and ready your eyes. Dads and sons and apples and pies. We scream “IT’S TIME!” we’ve made it at last. You’ll never forget LEAF IN ASS!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  18. What's going down, cold cat?

    By candyrockstar,
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    • 170 views

  19. I’ll never DM a Muppet ever again...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Mary had a little lamb. His fleece was fucking dope. And everywhere that Mary went the lamb was super supportive and chill about.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 255 views

  21. Put your hands up on my hips - when I skip you skip we skip

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 185 views

  22. Daddy, where’s the shovel?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 163 views

  23. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A mask and a flask helps me get through my day.

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 210 views

  24. I'm positively crackers for cheese!

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 190 views

  25. Chili's called, they want their baby back.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 206 views
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