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1. Minnesota Fats was allergic to cats, whereas "Fast Eddie" Felson could quite easily pet them.

   By KrangkaDelic, October 20, 2014
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2. How much is that doggie and that window? I would like to purchase both.

   By CarterJones, October 20, 2014
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3. Warning: Irish temper, German chocolate

   By Linctron3000, October 20, 2014
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4. Hotsup, Whatdog?

   By Linctron3000, October 20, 2014
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5. How do I revolutionize the global socioeconomic paradigm, and what is the most polite way to offer cunnilingus to a stranger?

   By DownInTheLicoriceMines, October 20, 2014   

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6. I swear to god Nancy I saw it. In Peru, there's a one man band who will toot in his flute just for you. I'm putting it in a song.

   By Bever Hopox, October 20, 2014
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7. Cat burglers are rarely, if ever, cats.

   By No_Name_Johnson, October 19, 2014
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8. How many cannibals does it take to feed a family of four? Trick question, you've just been eaten!

   By Dhalgren, October 18, 2014
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9. off mic, off base, off ramp - you'd best believe i'm on your case

   By KrangkaDelic, October 18, 2014
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10. By the time you hear this I will have morphed into Kadeem Hardison.

    By Kevinpalooza, October 18, 2014
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11. From WHYY in Philadelphia, I'm Terry Gross and this is Fresh Air.

    By No_Name_Johnson, October 18, 2014
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12. This just in! Take it out!

    By thecrench, October 17, 2014   

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13. There's will be no warming before I close the dance floor for the bar mitzvah boy's thank you speech!

    By ArchdukeJFranz, October 17, 2014
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14. I hate Mondays

    By KrangkaDelic, October 17, 2014
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15. I got mustard on my iPad.

    By No_Name_Johnson, October 17, 2014
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16. You're a good, powerful person with a fine set of hands!

    By GregJ.Hansen, October 17, 2014
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17. As useful as a weed whacker in a furricane

    By thecrench, October 17, 2014   

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18. Live...from Spew York. It's Saturday FRIGHT!

    By Albert_Edison, October 17, 2014   

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19. nice moves, Slick - but mark you this: "bop bop bop bop bop bop paro"

    By KrangkaDelic, October 17, 2014
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20. The names Bea, Dee, Jay & Kay are all names accepted by society, but name a baby EbolaViagra6969 & suddenly youre the guy who farted in the punch bowl

    By Kevinpalooza, October 17, 2014
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21. This offal felafel waffle isn’t too awful even if it isn’t lawful to eat more than a jawful. Hammmmmburger!

    By Kevinpalooza, October 17, 2014
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22. Welcome to Comedy WAZAAAAAAAAAAAP where we WAZAAAAAAAP all of the day and all of the night. It’s back, baby.

    By Kevinpalooza, October 17, 2014
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23. Al Jay-Z ra.

    By Kevinpalooza, October 17, 2014
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24. come on up the porch and set a spell with aunt mabel

    By LarrySmith, October 16, 2014
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25. There's no "i" in team...

    By AprilFoolsRebel, October 16, 2014
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