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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Toothe a flag, eat star, suck stripe, munch moonbeam. With licorice whips and jump kicks for all.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  2. The rent that the Miami Sound Machine has paid you since '86 has kept this family together Jodie . . . they deserve more than an emogee eviction notic

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 561 views

  3. My tummy is messy but now my thought are clean. Welcome to Comedies.

    By MarshLandMonster,
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  4. What say you, brothers? Shall we give up like a band of loggerhead wastrels? Or shall we stand, proud as men have ever stood, and fight...

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  5. Good morning Vietnam, it's Saturday Night Live, with musical guest Foo Fighters and your host Ho Chi Minh.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  6. My name's rappin' Scott and I'm here to say, I like to turn a phrase in a catchy way. So, don't be surprised if this one sticks. Engineer Cody Cody...

    By Jotchua,
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  7. You're not gonna like it. Ooh, you're not gonna like this. Buy one get one free on tubes of cookie dough. I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you.

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  8. Steve Rogers is a canon bisexual.

    By sendmetoalbion,
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  9. no huey lewis & the news is good huey lewis & the news

    By loveseat,
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  10. Go, go gadget pancreatic tumour; go - and vow never to return

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 606 views

  11. My apologies Mr Bond, you've only scratched the surface

    By rod aug,
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  12. I carry around a picture of Scott Auckerman in my wallet and I like to tell people that he's my brother

    By RobbieSantos,
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  13. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a third time, and you have to guest star in an episode of Shameless.

    By Jon1326657842,
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  14. I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but the way she walks around everywhere with that prospecting equipment makes you wonder

    By Jon1326657842,
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  15. Oh the places you'll go....to the bathroom because your enlarged prostate makes you have to pee more frequently.

    By OscarOrtiz,
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  16. A.K. Forty-Seven, gone; not forgotten.

    By jackstar7,
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  17. From my ass to my mouth to your ears, this is Comedy Bang Bang.

    By rod aug,
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  18. When life gives you Maron, make marinade.

    By Dhalgren,
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  19. Aloha Admiral Ackbar, a lake of salami we lay at your feet. A salami lake? Yum. At my feet? Ooo, squishy

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. Ebola... Viagra…..hey, how about shuuut the fuuuuck uuuuuuup?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  21. Call me Andre 3000, because, well, you're my Big Boi.

    By blister hoggin,   
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  22. I've heard of the Borscht Belt, but a belt made from actual Borschts? Life is hard enough as it is.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. When you talk about the greatest cities in the world you have to mention New York City. I mean I am leagally required to mention it at least twice a

    By Goots,
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  24. They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway. They say there's always magic in the air. They also say the city never sleeps, Sounds like someone ne

    By Goots,
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  25. Folks, I’ve never taken a shit. Do I need to go to the poo-poo doctor?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 948 views
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