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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When life gives you lemons take an antacid, because that shit is gonna burn.

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  2. Still waiting on that second hit, Mazzy Star. It’s been long enough. Hey...Mazzy Star...are you listening to me? HEY PUT THE GUN AWAY, BRO.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  3. You can lead a horse to water...

    By NicholasArthurTallidis,
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  4. Fast Cars Go Down Avenue E...

    By TheLoudestFan,
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  5. There's no easy way to say this...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  6. ICarly! You Carly! We all Carly!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. In the lyrical words of one of this century's great warrior poets...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. "Welcome to the Scott Aukerman Show. I'm your titular host..................Scott Aukerman."

    By ArthurDigbySellers,   
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  9. Not to get too inside baseball...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  10. For a free coupon to the Spay and Neuter Clinic of Greater Davenport, please send a self-addressed envelope to the broken down Exxon on West 43rd St.

    By ian cleghorn,
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  11. The name is Bond. Goldbond Medicated Foot Powder. Which aisle is it in? My feet are sweating like crazy!

    By youpoditdude,
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  12. Less is more?! Uh, I thought this was America! I'll take 8 heroins please.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  13. YOLO SWAG = Your Onions Look Overcooked, So We'll Ask Gary

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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  14. I only ever dream of amusement parks

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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  15. Find a penny, pick it up, find a JC Penney, pick up an entire new fall wardrobe!

    By Disgusting English Candy Drill,   
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  16. Pen-pals will do for now, Baryshnikov - I don't want to get hurt like before

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. The only difference between me and you is that we're the same person.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. I'm drunk as I write this: Drunk catchphrase. Boop!

    By Metalhart,
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  19. It’s your pal Old Brittlebones here....OW FUCK OW FUCK OW FUCK OW FUCK OW FUCK!!!!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  20. Sleep is as close to time travel as humans will ever get...or so says my crackpot, whack ass, fuckin' scientist-wannabe cocker spaniel.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  21. You can lead a horse to water but...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  22. If God really loved me, he'd swallow.

    By Dhalgren,
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  23. Ooooohhhh my goooodddd; I'm going to cooooooommmmmeee ... over for dinner, Grandma. Why wouldn't I? Now, excuse me, ...

    By CPiz,
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  24. Even a broken clock is right on top of my nightstand.

    By Disgusting English Candy Drill,
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  25. Look: I'm an emotionally fragile guy, and this moped is all I have to get around, so please ...

    By CPiz,
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