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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach Amen to fish...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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    • 815 views

  2. your pops caught you crying & he said 'NO WAY!'

    By loveseat,
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    • 945 views

  3. My lips pressed Celeste. My shirt pressed her breast. My hand caressed a penis and I knew this was not Celeste.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 1236 views

  4. I'm not drunk! I'm big boned!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 680 views

  5. You know what they say, "step on a crack, and you're likely to trip due to uneven footing"

    By StephenMiner,
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    • 890 views

  6. Buttressed by the walls of the septic tank, Alfs' inner child weeps; until society buys him a Lambo - then he can speed through Ventura smiling and ma

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 615 views

  7. Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way..

    By JaJunk,
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    • 705 views

  8. Epiphany douche balloon

    By AGF,
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    • 740 views

  9. I don’t know who you are or why you’re in my restaurant... but your whoremaster newborn baby better finish its pork chops.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 610 views

  10. There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold, and she's buying a stairway to Cleveland.

    By Joe Lerini,
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    • 1005 views

  11. are we doing this? really? wait for it. are we doing this? wait for it. pow! what the fuck. wtf. and it also, ehh what the fuck. what's wrong with me?

    By hypnotizingchickens,
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    • 865 views

  12. WTF? Wait, wait, don't tell me stuff you missed in history class. Welcome to Night Vale, this is Comedy Bang Bang.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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    • 716 views

  13. Apparently, the difference between scratching one's self and committing an indecent act...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 624 views

  14. due to budget restraint, the light at the end of the tunnel has been shut off

    By loveseat,
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    • 795 views

  15. I just took a dump and now I don't know what to do with it. I should've left in that toilet.

    By Seanathon69,
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    • 713 views

  16. I just broke my winning streak by running around fully clothed.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 791 views

  17. Bleep blorp bleep blorp, it's me, Lorne Michaels

    By Seanathon69,
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    • 693 views

  18. At least I didn't technically have sex with my sister.

    By Metalhart,
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    • 814 views

  19. The men of this house have been known to chew, swallow, digest, excrete and repeat. God only knows what the women have been up to.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 648 views

  20. Adam Scott and I took shits in adjacent stalls. He said, "Hey U2!" And I said, "Like the band!" And we high fived our boners.

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 2 replies
    • 900 views

  21. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang- Unless you're a poser. Posers are not welcome here.

    By Metalhart,
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    • 769 views

  22. Anything this delicious can't be racist!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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    • 648 views

  23. Rand McNally met Mavis Beacon at Harris Teeter, and they've been inseparable ever since.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 703 views

  24. I cannot, in good conscience, tell any Katrina she has a beautiful name. Not since what happened. Things will never be the same.

    By sophieee,
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    • 808 views

  25. I'm a lean peen fighting machine!

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 668 views
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