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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it... If you're happy and you know it don't tell me because I was classified as clinically depressed.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  2. Never forget that a man named Grover was president of the United States of America.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 175 views

  3. I don’t know about you but I’m HORNY

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. I'll show you mine, if you tell me yours!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. In the immortal words of Benjamin Button, "I'm getting too young for this shit!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. My Jaba The Hutt sauce is made with real butt floss.

    By Butt Barf,
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  7. Thermodynamics explains the transfer of energy; “sperm till I panic” explains my plans for this evening.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. We should make this quick. I have to go to the bathroom.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 175 views

  9. Get the shovel. It’s time to dig.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 169 views

  10. Inventor of several items, including: Non-Adhesive Tape!

    By WeHadABabyItsaBoy,
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  11. "High five" is ablist. From now on, it's "high several".

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  12. If it wasn't for bad cum I'd have no cum at all

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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  13. I used to think I was a real meat and potatoes kinda guy so I bought a farm only to realise I was a farm to table guy. How about I utilise all your parts to make a delicious meal?

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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  14. I'm not on fire but would you piss on me anyway? Please?

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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  15. QAnon? More like Q-ah-no-thank-you

    By Curt McGirdle,
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  16. The fashion, the glitz, the glam - truly, the stars are out tonight in the city of angels.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 187 views

  17. Brad Pitt is gonna be on the show today.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Sumos cum loud

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. I have all my best ideas in the shower. Like when I decided to pop that pimple on my butt.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. When I want crunchy and meaty, gimme Kibble n’ Bits; when I want smooth and creamy, gimme a nibble of grits; when I want meaty and creamy, gimme that dribbling dick.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. Scotty make the bang bang, Scotty go BOOM!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. I tried to go viral, and all I got were these lousy shit-filled pants!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. I found my thrill on blueberry hill where I scarred my left arm shooting up krokodil

    By The dried-out husk of elonmusk,
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  24. Said one slug to another after a night of passionate sex: "was it as goo for you as it was for me?"

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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    • 161 views

  25. If you drink enough water on set, every hour is golden.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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