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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Love is tender and I've got a big-ass appetite.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 685 views

  2. In the great lesbian debate of 1789 George Washington, the mediator, brought down the house with the famous quote "Hey ladies, les' be hones'."

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 608 views

  3. My dick is on disability. It fell from a ladder and busted a nut. Why was it on a ladder? I was trying to get it to come off the roof.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 769 views

  4. Ian Ziering, Ian McKellen, I don't know anymore!

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 2 replies
    • 895 views

  5. Ketchup and mustard, that's how you dress a hotdog. Sweater and nice pants, that's how you dress a Scottdog.

    By Mark-kram,
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    • 559 views

  6. My dad is going to be so sad when he sees that my sweats are haunted and that I peed in them.

    By RonniePickinpaugh,
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    • 708 views

  7. Whatever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, and evening TV? You miss your old familiar friends waiting just around the bend! Have

    By notjohnstamos,
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  8. Come on you old rusty bucket of bolts don't die on me now. One last go & this sheep's in the slaughterhouse & Fievel...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 851 views

  9. I say a lot of dumb things, but sometimes I say things so dumb, I get paid for it.

    By kindlerslist,
    • 3 replies
    • 999 views

  10. Ghost King of Venus: most lenient of genius; cease this egregious besiegement - heed our humbled beseechment!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 647 views

  11. Guys, cuz for moments like these- A comedy. A smash cut to- A bang

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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    • 664 views

  12. Shirley Temple does ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

    By KatieJacobsen,
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    • 845 views

  13. A Rolling Stone gathers no moss...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 720 views

  14. If Ryan Gosling and Mark-Paul Gosselaar had a kid together, it would be a goose.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
    • 1 reply
    • 714 views

  15. I'd love to love it when you call me Big Poppa, but, personally, I'm just not sold.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 652 views

  16. OK so it's "My Mother The Car" meets "Back to the Future", except when it gets to 88mph the car does the lambada and everyone is ejected and dies.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 649 views

  17. AukerWOMAN?!?! How DARE you!! I'm an AukerMAN!!

    By crystoball,
    • 0 replies
    • 620 views

  18. Attack-Tarantulas: retreat!

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 688 views

  19. Summertime blues

    By smileysmile,
    • 0 replies
    • 890 views

  20. Son, please turn off the computer and stop wasting the internet!

    By The Radio Cat,
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    • 882 views

  21. The mustard moos, the ketchup crows, and all the while, the mayo neighs.

    By WAAAAAAALT,   
    • 0 replies
    • 913 views

  22. What's up pork, beef, chicken, or combinations thereof?

    By ryanohryanetc,   
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    • 767 views

  23. You've heard of a blow job, well, this is more of a blow task. If you've got time to lean . . .

    By Dhalgren,
    • 0 replies
    • 657 views

  24. Hey there sandwich

    By kindlerslist,
    • 0 replies
    • 709 views

  25. After years of scientific study and thousands of dollars in research grants, we can finally, definitively say...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 559 views
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