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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I found an engagement ring in the loo. I'm gonna call it Lou Diamond Phillips.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  2. Hill-ladies: volumise your ear-lashes with Ruddys' ear-canal unction, like NOW!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 635 views

  3. Soon, dear friends, it will all be over. But not this catchphrase. This catchphrase is forever.

    By TheSmallMan,
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  4. ...

    By allenpwilliams,
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  5. I believe there's a fresh faced dope in all of us,

    By Jake Dingus,
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  6. I see grab-ass season has come early again this year.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 717 views

  7. The weird faces Little Steven makes in the 'Glory Days' video give me a 2 hour non-stop waterfall of diarrhea. This is the new permanent catchphrase.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  8. Crack an egg onto my head and watch me make a hair omelette with a curling iron!

    By RonniePickinpaugh,
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  9. Spare me your ribs! Skin me your potato! Finger me your chicken!

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 634 views

  10. The best part of waking up, is Scott Aukerman in your cup!

    By EmilyGaffney,   
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    • 711 views

  11. When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber. That's when I get my shotgun out. The estate agent who sold me this place really conned me.

    By Thedge,
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    • 819 views

  12. The early bird catches the worm, but IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M NARCOLEPTIC MOM!

    By EmilyGaffney,   
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  13. Nut flakes, Netflix, Nat Faxon, nacho freaks, net folks is fishers wearing nature frocks. Never forget nuclear froyo

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  14. I cudda been a Pretender, if not for that rear naked choke I threw on Chrissie Hynde.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 806 views

  15. I throw my fist into the air as it rises, rises, rises to meet one of those dumb low-flying birds.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 649 views

  16. Rub my nipples and call me sexy, I'm Scott Aukerman and I'm into that sort of thing

    By Thedge,
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  17. In the name of Zarlax and by the ghosts of my ancestors I will avenge you my lizard queen!

    By Thedge,
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    • 715 views

  18. Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors, and get out, you atheist scum!

    By scottingtonIV,
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    • 732 views

  19. What's a "hot dog"?

    By scottingtonIV,
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  20. Listen as I pressure guests into uncomfortable discussions on this very strange episode.

    By Sleaze_J,
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    • 765 views

  21. When a donkey cries, the monkey dies

    By geoff_holm,
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  22. The Dingo baby is the baby we all deserve!

    By geoff_holm,
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    • 651 views

  23. They pelted us with rocks and garbage... because we told them to go Fuck themselves

    By A Random Dan,   
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    • 1019 views

  24. What's Up, Hot Dog... The Movie Starring David Naughton and Shannon Tweed?

    By TechnicalityNoDownBooOver,   
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    • 1322 views

  25. But in this version the mammary glands come back from the dead to haunt the bayou.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 663 views
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