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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You know what's cute? Every five minutes!

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  2. ...

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 625 views

  3. I've heard of dollars and cents, but dollars and tents... Now that's an expensive camping trip.

    By JoeyWilson,
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  4. In times like these, I take condolence in my favorite Phish lyric...

    By Ticholas,
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  5. I've made a grave mistake. I accidentally buried the tombstone.

    By Dhalgren,
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  6. I like my sparkles, don't get me wrong. But keep your goddamn glitter away from me!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  7. I got separate bins for my paper, plastic, aluminum, but not my heart. Guess I'll have to throw it away.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. Say what you will about Juan Valdez...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. Woeful Karl, Hell itself drafts new constraints for thee.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. You know what they say about cemeteries...

    By Ticholas,
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  11. The road to enlightenment begins with Bruce Jenner and ends with Steely Dan.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  12. I really want a carved phish. Do you know anybody? I know Harris Wittels.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 680 views

  13. The living room is a mess. I should've never invited Rip Torn over.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 698 views

  14. Beans are a magical fruit if you're on mushrooms.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  15. ...

    By allenpwilliams,
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  16. Are you high right now? Because your ass looks amazing.

    By PeePoPo,
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  17. Yulap? Bulap? No...Kulap. This shall be my wife’s name.

    By kindlerslist,
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  18. This celebration of bratwurst is a real sausage fest.

    By Dhalgren,
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  19. If life gives you lemons, pee in the pitcher and call it lemonade because hey...free lemons!

    By NikGomez,
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  20. Rockford wouldn't have had so many files laying around if he had just backed 'em up, on the cloud.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  21. Who's your gardener? James Garner?!

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  22. Hey Whitney, you can exhale already.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  23. What kind of question is that? Twelve. Obviously. Its a ladybug picnic ain't it?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  24. A handful of people? How small are these people!

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  25. When all's said and done, you'll never eat a hamburger like my buddy Ted.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 654 views
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